Best sentence you've ever heard?

[Everyday_Man]

From Californication.

Chloe Metz: "Fuck me like I'm Al-Qaeda!"

Hank Moody: "I'm declaring Jihad on your pussy."

 

[loquere]

Sounds of silence - Simon & Garfunkel

"Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence."

 

[loquere]

French philosopher, Denis Diderot.

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

 

[Handley_Page]

He wept.

 

[loquere]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

-Theodore Roosevelt

 

[Everyday_Man]

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

 

[loquere]

"With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope."

-MLK

 

[Hypoxia]

"You done walked on my heart and you stomped that sucker flat."

Next lines: "You walked on my heart / you tore it all apart / Darling, you just sorta / tromped on my a-or-or-ta"

 

[loquere]

Philip Seymour Hoffman from Charlie Wilson's War (2007)

Gust Avrakotos: [after smashing his boss's office window] My loyalty! For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

 

[AZMotherLover]

Yvonne: Where were you last night?

Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.

Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?

Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

***

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.


-Casablance.

 

[loquere]

Uncle Ben

"With great power comes great responsibility."

 

[loquere]

The joker

"Why so serious?"

 

[CyranoJ]

Hellboy

Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots... man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that.

 

[rjordan]

Caption for photo of Carly Fiorino, pretend candidate for president:

"Why the long face?"

 

[Handley_Page]

from te pen of the late, great, H.H.Kirst:

the General: "Are you wearing scent?"
the Policeman: "No, but I sometime apply a little cologne after shaving"

 

[loquere]

Anthony Hopkins (as) William Parrish - Meet Joe Black (1998)

(1)William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.


(2)William Parrish: How perfect for you - to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love.


(3)William Parrish: Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

 

[Handley_Page]

Star Trek, " the Far Country" produced a real gem of a line.

So the Klingon Chancellor is being escorted to the Council Meeting by Kirk & the Enterprise, and is invited to dine aboard the Federation vessel.

And Checkov mutters quietly: "Guess who's coming to Dinner?"
[beautifully delivered by Walter Koenig]

 

[loquere]

Star Trek

Spock : "Live long and prosper."

 

[loquere]

CNN’s Bernard Shaw

Bernard Shaw while [reporting on the 1991 Gulf War. Reporting with CNN correspondents John Holliman and Peter Arnett from the Al-Rashid Hotel in Baghdad, he found shelter under a desk as he reported cruise missiles flying past his window. He also made frequent trips back and forth from the hotel's bomb shelter. While describing the situation in Baghdad, he famously stated "Clearly I've never been there, but this feels like we're in the center of hell."] (Wikipedia)

 

[Coconut_Joe]

lol a few of my favorites.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

When I was young I wanted to change the world; now if the remote is on the other side of the couch I don't even change the tv station.

I try to say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

and a classic - Six out of the seven Dwarfs aren't Happy.

 

[Everyday_Man]

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said dead nigger storage? .... pulp fiction

 

[oggbashan]

Shakespeare: Anthony and Cleopatra:

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. (2.2.244)

What's brave, what's noble,
Let's do it after the high Roman fashion,
And make death proud to take us. (4.13.87)

Now boast thee, death, in thy possession lies
A lass unparalleled. (5.2.318)

 

[ElectricBlue]

the killer awoke before dawn
and put his boots on
took a face from the ancient gallery
...and walked on down the hall

 

[Maddiel1]

My favorites

"Fourty-two"
-The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"I don't have long, Elizabeth. All I ask is that my final months be happy ones, and that I be permitted a husband who will see to my proper Christian beheading and burial."
-Pride and Predjudice and Zombies


After Alice asks the Cheshire Cat for directions.
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,"
-Alice in Wonderland

"Close your eyes, O Prophetess"
-from a dream I've forgotten

 

[Handley_Page]

"This may sting a little"
[my Dentist].