Best parody?

[jaF0]

You can't age up characters.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Pride and Prejudice--in the end Elizabeth recognizes her sub nature and Mr. Darcy accepts his dom nature and they live happily ever after.

u wot m8

 

[Rob_Royale]

Great thread. Love this idea. I have two and if I thought too hard could likely come up with hundreds.

The first is already sort of a parody so it might not fit the OPs idea, but the 80's Michael Keaton film Johnny Dangerously would make an awesome porn film. It's already got a lot of sexy in it. Replace Maureen Stapleton with Jennifer Coolidge as Johnny's mom, who isn't washing laundry to make ends meet after all. Just add sex to the rest of the film as needed.

For a more serious film suggestion, I'd go with the Robert Downey/Jude Law Sherlock Holmes film. Between Rachel McAdams, Kelly Reilly, and even Geraldine James, you've got porn people would pay to see.

 

[AchtungNight]

If anyone is interested in a sapphic fantasy based on the making of the film The Upside of Anger with the four young stars getting into a four way swap party full of kinks and surprising twists… check out my work linked below and (hopefully) enjoy.

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-rendezvous-ch-01-1

I’ve also done erotic parodies related to Star Trek, Metal Gear Solid, Pathfinder, X-Men The Last Stand, Confessions of a Shopaholic, and God of War. I have a Star Wars Jedi Survivor parody on AO3 too. Feedback appreciated on all stories. Check signature for profile links.

 

[Djmac1031]

Godzilla XXX Kong.

Come on, you just know there's some deep seated sexual tension between those two.

Plus, just imagine the Furry Cosplay it would spawn.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Pride and Prejudice--in the end Elizabeth recognizes her sub nature and Mr. Darcy accepts his dom nature and they live happily ever after.

Other way round, more like?

I've seen an excellent version of Taming of the Shrew where it was made clear Kate was a bratty sub... Or there's the BBC version from around 1999 where Petruchio is hiding his cross-dressing secret and it makes perfect sense.

So many films could have the sexy parts made into excellent extended entertainment:

Interview In Much More Detail With The Vampire, with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt together.
The Lost Boys With The Lost Footage of That Night with David.
Dirtier Dancing (at least that's a good title!)

Young Guns: Different Weapons
Thelma & Louise & JD.

The Matrix Reloaded: Even cooler stuff in leather coats...

 

[lovecraft68]

Biggest parody?

The AH the last year.

 

[SimonDoom]

Other way round, more like?

That could work too, and it would be more subversive.

"Miss Bennett, I can stand it no longer. Please tell me whether your views have changed."

"Why, Mr. Darcy, why do you think I'm carrying this crop?"

 

[Lifestyle66]

I used the movie "Bell, Book, and Candle" with James Stewart and Kim Novak as the basis and background for my story "Amorous Goods: The Anklet Pair" ("Pair of magic hot wife anklets create two sex-crazed wives".) I had planned to use the character of Kim Novak as one of the MFCs. But I found there might be a remake or sequel in the works and didn't want to violate any copyright.

It's my highest rated story at 4.6 with over 17K views and 124 votes.

 

[TheRedChamber]

That could work too, and it would be more subversive.

"Miss Bennett, I can stand it no longer. Please tell me whether your views have changed."

"Why, Mr. Darcy, why do you think I'm carrying this crop?"

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man must want the good fortune of being possessed by a wife.

 

[SimonDoom]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man must want the good fortune of being possessed by a wife.

"Oh Lizzie," said Jane. "They say Mr. Darcy receives ten thousand a year."

Elizabeth contemplated Jane's revelation. Ten thousand could buy a lot of toys.

 

[JJ82490]

Great thread. Love this idea. I have two and if I thought too hard could likely come up with hundreds.

The first is already sort of a parody so it might not fit the OPs idea, but the 80's Michael Keaton film Johnny Dangerously would make an awesome porn film. It's already got a lot of sexy in it. Replace Maureen Stapleton with Jennifer Coolidge as Johnny's mom, who isn't washing laundry to make ends meet after all. Just add sex to the rest of the film as needed.

For a more serious film suggestion, I'd go with the Robert Downey/Jude Law Sherlock Holmes film. Between Rachel McAdams, Kelly Reilly, and even Geraldine James, you've got porn people would pay to see.

I think you may be onto something…

 

[gunhilltrain]

In Sunset Boulevard, it's pretty obvious that Joe Gillis is banging Norma. There's that one scene where a clothing salesman suggests he's a gigolo - which would be true. But by making it too explicit, it would ruin the movie. Did any of the remakes, including those on stage, go further into it?

When A Streetcar Named Desire was remade in 1984 (Treat Williams, Ann-Margaret) the sexual aspects was made very explicit.

 

[SimonDoom]

u wot m8

I had to look that up. I had no clue what it meant.

I think I understand what (or "wot") you're getting at, though.

Elizabeth isn't a sub in the book, quite the contrary, but that's precisely why turning her into one--the idea of the feisty woman who's never at a loss for words with a secret sub side--could be fun. It could be made into a fun erotic romp either way.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Godzilla XXX Kong.

Come on, you just know there's some deep seated sexual tension between those two.

Plus, just imagine the Furry Cosplay it would spawn.

 

[JJ82490]

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The picture says it all....

 

[Djmac1031]

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Thank you! Nice to know someone here gets my twisted sense of humor .

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Thank you! Nice to know someone here gets my twisted sense of humor .

i'm definitely an edgerider

 

[ZealestialBeing]

My story One Night In Mordor was an attempt to do this. One of the things that's so striking about LOTR is how chaste and un-sexy it is. Nobody ever has sex or thinks about sex. So I thought it would be fun and a bit jarring to write about an erotic encounter between an elf female and Frodo and Sam while they were in Mordor.

Haha, brilliant! I suppose it gets pretty hot in Mordor. I'm surprised characters aren't taking their clothes off.

 

[CyranoJ]

There was an interesting article in Glamour magazine that talked about the nude scene in Oppenheimer. Apparently, Florence Pugh was body shamed on social media, while Cillian Murphy was praised. It’s so sad that this double standard still exists today.

Pugh was shamed for being in the scene at all, and everyone involved was tut-tutted for its very existence. It's part of the social media "sex scene discourse" wherein a certain subset of hipster Gen Z prudes make the Very Informed Case that sex scenes are actively harmful and contribute nothing of value to any story ever.

Yes, really. That's what the furor was about.

As for films begging for erotic parodies: I actually think there are existing "erotic parodies" that should be made over with actual eroticism or as porn parodies. Flesh Gordon, for example, the parody of the high-budget but truly awful Eighties movie Flash Gordon, commits the truly heinous sin of being less sexy than the movie it's parodying.

Good or great movies that could be done as erotic parodies? A Clockwork Orange. There was actually a pretty solid run at this in 1995.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Pugh was shamed for being in the scene at all, and everyone involved was tut-tutted for its very existence. It's part of the social media "sex scene discourse" wherein a certain subset of hipster Gen Z prudes make the Very Informed Case that sex scenes are actively harmful and contribute nothing of value to any story ever.

Yes, really. That's what the furor was about.

As for films begging for erotic parodies: I actually think there are existing "erotic parodies" that should be made over with actual eroticism or as porn parodies. Flesh Gordon, for example, the parody of the high-budget but truly awful Eighties movie Flash Gordon, commits the truly heinous sin of being less sexy than the movie it's parodying.

Good or great movies that could be done as erotic parodies? A Clockwork Orange. There was actually a pretty solid run at this in 1995.

A Clockwork Orange is already not quite a parody, but a very dark satire.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Biggest parody?

The AH the last year.

It's settled down somewhat recently. A while ago (2022-23?) it was at peak craziness. I admit I added to that by stepping on people's toes and hi-jacking threads.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Pugh was shamed for being in the scene at all, and everyone involved was tut-tutted for its very existence. It's part of the social media "sex scene discourse" wherein a certain subset of hipster Gen Z prudes make the Very Informed Case that sex scenes are actively harmful and contribute nothing of value to any story ever.

I like me a sex scene, but tonally this was totally out of keeping with the rest of the movie. Call me a prude if you like, that would be kinda funny. It felt like - “we better have something to spice up all this dialog.”

I actually want to watch Poor Things, partly as I have a bit of an Emma Stone crush. As I understand it, those scenes are part of the plot.

Emily

 

[SimonDoom]

I like me a sex scene, but tonally this was totally out of keeping with the rest of the movie. Call me a prude if you like, that would be kinda funny. It felt like - “we better have something to spice up all this dialog.”

I actually want to watch Poor Things, partly as I have a bit of an Emma Stone crush. As I understand it, those scenes are part of the plot.

Emily

I liked Oppenheimer a lot, but some of the nude scenes seemed odd to me, as you say inconsistent with the movie's overall tone. It felt like it was there for shock value, something the film did not need.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I liked Oppenheimer a lot, but some of the nude scenes seemed odd to me, as you say inconsistent with the movie's overall tone. It felt like it was there for shock value, something the film did not need.

Precisely. Out of context, Florence nude… . In the context of the movie…