FurryFury
Addict of Sensation
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- Apr 3, 2005
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snowy ciara said:ROFL... I was going to lament my lack of asshat pms. But then I logged into collarme, so I could read the message boards.... Here is what my profile says:
I get:
"Hi. Ware U at?"
me: "My location is irrelevent as I am not looking for a hook-up. "
asshat: "Not lookin' for a hook. Call me. " He then gave me his number.
Me: "Congratulations wienie. You have made the number 16 spot on my blocked user list."
I get a pm from ANOTHER user name. Same guy, as he quoted my last response.
"Whatz U problem? Why cant U b nice to me? U don't wanna a Master?"
Me: "Of course I want a Master someday, asshat. If you find one, please feel free to make another username and let me know! Until then, I'm blocking this one, too."
From a THIRD profile, this one identifying himself as a switch mtf trans:
"I can maek U hapy. Don't make a Master beg. Itz not nize."
By this time, I'm laughing so hard it hurts, and I've got tears streaming down my cheeks. I laughed so hard I twinged something in my knee. My mother comes in and I show her the PM's and she's dying. I'm so glad I can share this shi- er stuff with her!
I respond. "OMG, you're killing me here! I'm laughing so hard I gotta pee. My mum's laughing her ass off. She thinks you're cute. Look, I'm going to put this name on ignore too; so when you switch names and contact me again just give me a list of all yourselves and make it easy on us both."
I haven't heard from him yet.
Why do people even bother to send things written that way?
*grr*
Fury