Anyone from the UK?

[Biggalute]

Is that what we're calling it now?

Yes we are, these were good Catholic girls who just needed a bit of guidance and a firm hand

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

I'm not Catholic

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I was on holiday and because I always have trouble sleeping, I didn't bother going home after a night out and went for a walk along the beach. So I dodged all the 18 year olds chucking up kebabs and what not and found a quiet place to sit.

After a while I saw this dog come hopping up the beach, walking on three legs, holding it's other in the air. I felt for the poor little thing, being poorly. So I got some money and went to this dingy shop that was still open at stupid o'clock.(The dog followed me) I bought a few pouches of this dog food and went over the road with the hopping dog in tow. So I was about to open them and put them on the ground - where this pooch scooped them up its mouth and went running off - ON ALL FOUR BLOODY LEGS!

 

[Biggalute]

I used to adore Father Ted
Such a shame Linehan turned out to be a colossal cunt really.

He really did,

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I was on holiday and because I always have trouble sleeping, I didn't bother going home after a night out and went for a walk along the beach. So I dodged all the 18 year olds chucking up kebabs and what not and found a quiet place to sit.

After a while I saw this dog come hopping up the beach, walking on three legs, holding it's other in the air. I felt for the poor little thing, being poorly. So I got some money and went to this dingy shop that was still open at stupid o'clock.(The dog followed me) I bought a few pouches of this dog food and went over the road with the hopping dog in tow. So I was about to open them and put them on the ground - where this pooch scooped them up its mouth and went running off - ON ALL FOUR BLOODY LEGS!

It's a survivor haha
I'm imagining it running back to the shop to exchange them for a bone or something. A con between it and the owner

 

[Biggalute]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

I'm not Catholic

I'm more of a dyslexic atheist insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog

 

[Wand3rlust]

I used to adore Father Ted
Such a shame Linehan turned out to be a colossal cunt really.

So many creative people turn out to be wrong uns. .

Glitter, Jackson, Hall...

*ahem*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm more of a dyslexic atheist insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's a survivor haha
I'm imagining it running back to the shop to exchange them for a bone or something. A con between it and the owner

Not kiddin'!

I was looking round to see if anyone saw it but nope. I don't feel too bad - I love animals, especially dogs - but it's not my proudest hour when I admit I was out foxed by a canine.

 

[Biggalute]

So many creative people turn out to be wrong uns. .

Glitter, Jackson, Hall...

*ahem*

Did any of you ever write to Jim'll Fix It?
I did, asking to meet Rolf Harris, close one

 

[Wriggle]

I did see Rolf Harris at Bognor Butlins as a kid - he did his whole Jake The Peg routine...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm sensing a trend...

 

[Wriggle]

I was a beautiful boy

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Evening

 

[Wand3rlust]

Alright, NC?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Alright, NC?

Duckin' n divin' n dodgin' a dibble... you?

 

[STrent]

Finally finished work.

In PJs. On the sofa. Glass of Prosecco. TV on. Now, what film to watch…!

Have a great rest of your evening all. I may fall asleep on the sofa but frankly, I’ve bloody earned it this week.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've eaten Italian, caught up on TV, practised my bass.
And now bath time.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I had afternoon tea there and got to wear Bishop Brennans hat. Whilst i was there a minibus of women dressed as nuns, all on a hen do, came bye. I got to bless them

Did they kick you up the arse too?

 

[Biggalute]

Did they kick you up the arse too?

No, but we kicked each other

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that what we're call....

Oh I can't be arsed...

 

[Anastasia1999]

Finally finished work.

In PJs. On the sofa. Glass of Prosecco. TV on. Now, what film to watch…!

Have a great rest of your evening all. I may fall asleep on the sofa but frankly, I’ve bloody earned it this week.

Prosecco, how fancy! Enjoy,

 

[orangecurious]

I;ve had some toast, that's as exciting as my friday nights get

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you got off the tube? Am I here on my own now?