Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

I worked in Kavos Corfu with my betrothed as she was then in 2000.

I'll only go back there on my millionaires yacht to give the place the Vs

 

[Wriggle]

Any port in a storm eh

My wife needs to see the birthplace of her women.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Have I told anyone here about how I was scammed by a stray dog in Greece?

 

[lingus60]

Have I told anyone here about how I was scammed by a stray dog in Greece?

No. But we're all ears... punchline anticipation ....

 

[orangecurious]

this better be worth the wait

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've never been.

Is there nude beaches?

*heads to google*

Turns out there is...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Am I late for Wonky's stray dog story?

 

[Wriggle]

No.
We're all on tenterhooks

 

[Biggalute]

Yes. Get busloads of tourists apparently these days. Weirdly it's nowhere near the sea. Just a big house in the middle of nowhere about 20 mins drive from Ennis. The dep't store in Ennis is still going strong; the one where they actually filmed the priests in te lingeries department... hilarious. I stayed in Ennis a couple of times. Never lingered in the lingerie dep't though..... honestly!

I had afternoon tea there and got to wear Bishop Brennans hat. Whilst i was there a minibus of women dressed as nuns, all on a hen do, came bye. I got to bless them

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that what we're calling it now?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Er.. I dropped my phone in the bath. I do apologise. Right...

Are we all set?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Again, is that what we're calling it now?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I used to adore Father Ted
Such a shame Linehan turned out to be a colossal cunt really.

 

[Biggalute]

Is that what we're calling it now?

Yes we are, these were good Catholic girls who just needed a bit of guidance and a firm hand

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

I'm not Catholic

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I was on holiday and because I always have trouble sleeping, I didn't bother going home after a night out and went for a walk along the beach. So I dodged all the 18 year olds chucking up kebabs and what not and found a quiet place to sit.

After a while I saw this dog come hopping up the beach, walking on three legs, holding it's other in the air. I felt for the poor little thing, being poorly. So I got some money and went to this dingy shop that was still open at stupid o'clock.(The dog followed me) I bought a few pouches of this dog food and went over the road with the hopping dog in tow. So I was about to open them and put them on the ground - where this pooch scooped them up its mouth and went running off - ON ALL FOUR BLOODY LEGS!

 

[Biggalute]

I used to adore Father Ted
Such a shame Linehan turned out to be a colossal cunt really.

He really did,

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I was on holiday and because I always have trouble sleeping, I didn't bother going home after a night out and went for a walk along the beach. So I dodged all the 18 year olds chucking up kebabs and what not and found a quiet place to sit.

After a while I saw this dog come hopping up the beach, walking on three legs, holding it's other in the air. I felt for the poor little thing, being poorly. So I got some money and went to this dingy shop that was still open at stupid o'clock.(The dog followed me) I bought a few pouches of this dog food and went over the road with the hopping dog in tow. So I was about to open them and put them on the ground - where this pooch scooped them up its mouth and went running off - ON ALL FOUR BLOODY LEGS!

It's a survivor haha
I'm imagining it running back to the shop to exchange them for a bone or something. A con between it and the owner

 

[Biggalute]

Hmm..I'm not good, OR Catholic..

I'm not Catholic

I'm more of a dyslexic atheist insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog

 

[Wand3rlust]

I used to adore Father Ted
Such a shame Linehan turned out to be a colossal cunt really.

So many creative people turn out to be wrong uns. .

Glitter, Jackson, Hall...

*ahem*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm more of a dyslexic atheist insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's a survivor haha
I'm imagining it running back to the shop to exchange them for a bone or something. A con between it and the owner

Not kiddin'!

I was looking round to see if anyone saw it but nope. I don't feel too bad - I love animals, especially dogs - but it's not my proudest hour when I admit I was out foxed by a canine.

 

[Biggalute]

So many creative people turn out to be wrong uns. .

Glitter, Jackson, Hall...

*ahem*

Did any of you ever write to Jim'll Fix It?
I did, asking to meet Rolf Harris, close one

 

[Wriggle]

I did see Rolf Harris at Bognor Butlins as a kid - he did his whole Jake The Peg routine...