Anyone from the UK?

I'm in 'Arrogate. Bit boring innit? Unless you want to stuff your face (which we'll be doing later at Black Cardamom) or buy overpriced tat tasteful decor. The charity shops have let me down so far, not many of em and not the classy kind of stuff you usually find in posh towns.
 
Turns out I'm a Good Friday binner too and even though it's a bank holiday they still got emptied. 😮
 
I'm in 'Arrogate. Bit boring innit? Unless you want to stuff your face (which we'll be doing later at Black Cardamom) or buy overpriced tat tasteful decor. The charity shops have let me down so far, not many of em and not the classy kind of stuff you usually find in posh towns.
Get to the board game shop and Turkish spa.
 
I dunno what's wrong with the places you people live. The Sainsbury's in Shirley was still rammed with Easter eggs yesterday.
 
I'm in 'Arrogate. Bit boring innit? Unless you want to stuff your face (which we'll be doing later at Black Cardamom) or buy overpriced tat tasteful decor. The charity shops have let me down so far, not many of em and not the classy kind of stuff you usually find in posh towns.
Why aren’t you having a Turkish bath?
 
I'm in 'Arrogate. Bit boring innit? Unless you want to stuff your face (which we'll be doing later at Black Cardamom) or buy overpriced tat tasteful decor. The charity shops have let me down so far, not many of em and not the classy kind of stuff you usually find in posh towns.
Yep; 'Arrogate is very up itself. Only 45 mins away for me but hardly ever go there.
 
Because the last time I had one, in Turkey, the bloke doing the massage ... well it was a legal beating-up. Really worked me over. Did feel good once the pain subsided though.
See - worth it, and you know the uk version won’t be as authenticly brutal, think how good it will feel as you relax with a drink later :)
 
There is no masseuse in Harrogate Turkish baths it's a series of antechambers getting progressively hotter.
 
See - worth it, and you know the uk version won’t be as authenticly brutal, think how good it will feel as you relax with a drink later :)
The worst one I had was at the spa in Baden Baden in Germany. A series of different rooms, one of which was a soap and brush "massage" by a fierce German Frau. Don't know why they called it a massage. More like being flayed!
 
Managed to get a couple of Easter eggs for the boys. Loads of Orange flavored ones, which youngest won't eat, had to get an expensive one. Not that he will eat it, but it's the thought that counts.
 
I had a little vulgar rhyme, but now isn't the time!

Definitely best thing to do in Harrogate; that and Betty's tea rooms. The rest I can pass on . Prefer York

York has very special memories for me. The first time I slept with an escort and woman who were one in the same. The travelodge, one very hot summer with no aircon. ❤️❤️❤️
 
The worst one I had was at the spa in Baden Baden in Germany. A series of different rooms, one of which was a soap and brush "massage" by a fierce German Frau. Don't know why they called it a massage. More like being flayed!
Was she the beaded masseuse. I remember someone mentioning a scary looking masseuse. 🤣
 
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