Shadoleopard
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 3, 2014
- Posts
- 580
Haters gonna hate. Stay classy, please?
lol. Not hating. Curious about the story. ^^
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Haters gonna hate. Stay classy, please?
Another bump
Ladies, if you're in the bay area, would you consider hanging out?
Ohhh, so close, but not close enough.
Friday night bump!
How close is close but not close enough?
I snorted. I'm in the central valley.
I feel sure you could offer your services to the interested celebrants of International Womens' Day.
Thanks for clicking and reading this. Our generation has come a long way thanks to clickbait headlines. You're no exception
Here's four reasons why I'd love to get a PM from you:
You will be in focus all through. My kind of stories are focused on the woman. I'm unselfish. You should ideally refrain from textspeak.
- I am not all about the dirty conversation - I'd be great company and would be easy and fun to talk to if you met me at a bar or at a party where the music wasn't too loud. I'm well read, well travelled and non-maliciously snarky.
- I have a story written about me / for me, extolling my virtues and potential for exploits. (I'm happy to share the link with you if you'd like!)
- I'm happy to use most means of technology to chat with you and am open to meeting in person should fate conspire. Hope springs eternal and all that.
I'm waiting to hear from you! If not, here's wishing you a splendid Sunday!
Very good, but to be a "real" clickbait article, you have to break it up and not give the first item until after at least one additional click and for a list of four items, there should be no fewer than five additional clicks.
(all said in jest, of course)