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🎶“If you like to cum in tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you” 🎶 ✨
Nice twist on the Veggie Tales song. Somehow I can’t picture Bob the tomato or Larry the cucumber singing those lyrics. 🎶🎵
 
🎶“If you like to cum in tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you” 🎶 ✨
Popular at Grocery Stores I can See!!!
 
Is this tsukemen ramen? I dont see any broth.
No they had that option though. It was their Tonkotsu broth with added seasoning. Also I got it extra spicy which account for all that chili oil on the right side. You can kind of see the broth in the middle of the fried onion, naruto, chashu and bean sprouts. I added quite a lot of toppings so my bowl was nicely stacked
I didn’t see the ramen
Were the gifs too distracting haha
 
No they had that option though. It was their Tonkotsu broth with added seasoning. Also I got it extra spicy which account for all that chili oil on the right side. You can kind of see the broth in the middle of the fried onion, naruto, chashu and bean sprouts. I added quite a lot of toppings so my bowl was nicely stacked

Were the gifs too distracting haha
That many toppings? That bowl mustve cost $30. 🤣
 
🎶“Oh where is my dildo?
Oh where is my dildo?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where??!!!
We’ll use a veggie” 🎶 ✨
 
🎶“Oh where is my dildo?
Oh where is my dildo?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where??!!!
We’ll use a veggie” 🎶 ✨
Now Silly songs with Larry are rolling around in my brain. Instead of “hairbrush” I’m hearing ”dildo” in my head. I will never look at Veggie Tales the same after this
 
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