Bry1313
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Not even five margaritas would make me do that
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lakesailer_mi
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Yes. I mean...the little pimples and everything, this was...stunning in it's artistry.
You have to kind of be impressed, even if it's a "WTF" kind of art?
Cyber_Bella
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I’m a one and done kind of gal. If I make it to two I usually can’t unbutton my pants. I think they call it a lightweight.
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Multiple margs usually help with pants being unbuttoned
Bry1313
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I think they self unbutton at that point
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If only that were me. I giggle a lot and fall down.
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This seems like it belongs here.
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Even though Joe follows me on Twitter, this song doesn’t apply to me as much as THAT GIRL.
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Tequila Shots all around ...
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Veggie Tales took a hard turn...
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Not so Christian now, is it.
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I thought it was hair. Thanks for the pimples imagery. Im gonna need a few tequila shots now.
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Five?
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Are you offering? Remember how big my dick is
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He told me he drank a few shots to prep for you but couldnt find you when he came back from dinner last night.
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I think for most people more than one margarita leads TO unbottoning pants. I'm sure you'd have someone willing to help you unbutton yours.
Cyber_Bella
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Last time that was not the case. *pouts* He laughed a lot.I think for most people more than one margarita leads TO unbottoning pants. I'm sure you'd have someone willing to help you unbutton yours.
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“If you like to cum in tomatoes If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you”
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If you like to do those things in public, let me know and I'll bring along a camera.
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you”
MrsPassion
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I’ve never sat on a potato nor came in a tomatoe…I do like squash thoughIf you like to do those things in public, let me know and I'll bring along a camera.
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True story, my wedding night my wife was PLASTERED and couldn't get out of her wedding dress. She was on the verge of tears and I was like, "Oh, I'm getting you out of that if I have to cut you out, don't you worry."
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I'm more of a bakery guy, cause I love adding glaze.I’ve never sat on a potato nor came in a tomatoe…I do like squash though