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Take this job and shove it! Best "I quit" story I've heard.

Thread starter LadyFunkenstein
Start date Aug 9, 2010

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 9, 2010

#1

Meet Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.

http://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/jetblue21.jpg?w=150&h=112

After being told that he cannot remove items from the overhead bin until the plane is at the gate, a passenger called Steven a "mother fucker" and ignored him... possibly even hitting him.

Steven had enough today. He got on the intercom, told the guy to fuck off, grabbed some beer, deployed the inflatable slide to quickly exit, and went home.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/08/09/jetblue-attendant-goes-ballistic-on-flight-to-jfk/

A guy can only take so much!!!

Killswitch

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Aug 9, 2010

#2

He looks gay.

I bet the beer was Michelob or Bud Light with Lime.

Joeybagadonuts

Literotica Guru

Aug 9, 2010

#3

That warrants an asterisk on his resume.

richard_daily

Slut Whisperer

Aug 9, 2010

#4

Killswitch said:
He looks gay.

I bet the beer was Michelob or Bud Light with Lime.

Who cares if he's gay? He's got a hell of a lot more balls than you do... And a better sense of humor.

rosco rathbone

1. f3e5 2. g4??

Aug 9, 2010

#5

He's done in that industry, but he'll never have to buy another drink.

Beco

I'm Not Your Guru

Aug 9, 2010

#6

Killswitch said:
He looks gay.

I bet the beer was Michelob or Bud Light with Lime.

Im guessing Malt Duck or Mikes Lemonade

Killswitch

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Aug 9, 2010

#7

richard_daily said:
Who cares if he's gay? He's got a hell of a lot more balls than you do... And a better sense of humor.

Some of those Gays are uppity and think they own the god damned world.

They can be just as pricky if not worse than some rude passenger in a plane.

Killswitch

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Aug 9, 2010

#8

Beco said:
Im guessing Malt Duck or Mikes Lemonade

ahahahaha.

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 9, 2010

#9

This is not a Gay Bashing thread!
This is a Shitty Job Bashing thread!

Beco

I'm Not Your Guru

Aug 9, 2010

#10

tempted at my age, to just walk into our presidents office and say, " hey man, this doesn't work or me"........and walk out that door for good, buy an RV, and take off. I mean seriously, work, what a waste of time....

T

toshiskitten

Literotica Guru

Aug 10, 2010

#11

Wish I could quit my job. The HR director is getting on my last nerve

Killswitch

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Aug 10, 2010

#12

LadyFunkenstein said:
This is not a Gay Bashing thread!
This is a Shitty Job Bashing thread!

I'm not bashin the gays......well sort of not. lol

Good for him though I guess. Maybe he can do a reality tv show where he freaks out in different situations.

He can start with being a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and telling Vanna White off.

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 10, 2010

#13

rosco rathbone said:
He's done in that industry, but he'll never have to buy another drink.

Yeah, there is something really interesting about a person who says, "Fuck it, that's it" and does something crazy that to my mind is unthinkable, all the while without even really hurting anyone in the process. I'd definitely buy him a drink so I could ask him, "What were you thinking?" (I'll bet the answer is "I just couldn't take it anymore...")

Beco

I'm Not Your Guru

Aug 10, 2010

#14

LadyFunkenstein said:
Yeah, there is something really interesting about a person who says, "Fuck it, that's it" and does something crazy that to my mind is unthinkable, all the while without even really hurting anyone in the process. I'd definitely buy him a drink so I could ask him, "What were you thinking?" (I'll bet the answer is "I just couldn't take it anymore...")

He's basically a waiter, he will land on his feet

Killswitch

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Aug 10, 2010

#15

Beco said:
He's basically a waiter, he will land on his feet

ahahahaha. I call the attendants, waitresses. My GF rolls her eyes and sighs when I say it.

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 10, 2010

#16

Beco said:
tempted at my age, to just walk into our presidents office and say, " hey man, this doesn't work or me"........and walk out that door for good, buy an RV, and take off. I mean seriously, work, what a waste of time....

Amen to that... work is such a waste of time & life. The more you work, the more you make, the more stupid shit you get, the more you come to rely on that stupid shit in order to be comfortable, the more you work, the more you try to earn, to get more stupid shit, so you can pamper yourself even more. How many more years am I supposed to "happily" do this? Seriously??? Fucksake. Why not chill someplace cheap and fucking relax and enjoy just being? That's why work is a waste to me.

Last edited: Aug 10, 2010

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 10, 2010

#17

Beco said:
He's basically a waiter, he will land on his feet

Made me laugh.

Saint Peter

shoots left

Aug 10, 2010

#18

I hope he enjoyed his brewski.

Steven Slater was arrested at his home and charged with criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and criminal trespass, said Helen Peterson at the Queens District Attorney's Office.

rosco rathbone

1. f3e5 2. g4??

Aug 10, 2010

#19

SaintPeter said:
I hope he enjoyed his brewski.

No shit, since they can probably charge him under some kind of post-9-11 statute.

Liar

now with 17% more class

Aug 10, 2010

#20

Killswitch said:
He looks gay.

No wonder he got cranky then. Gay men are not mother fuckers.

RoryN

You're screwed.

Aug 10, 2010

#21

This can be placed in the "We've All Had a Workday Like This" file. Everyone wants to tell a customer to fuck off, exit via the figurative emergency slide, and have a beer every once in awhile. Sometimes every day. He deserves a toast.

Per gay men in the flight attendant business: all fine and good, but it reminds me of Hooter's waitress Kyla Ebbert, who got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight because she was supposedly wearing skimpy clothes. In that story, the angle that the news refused to consider and discuss was that the flight attendant who booted her - known only as "Keith" - in all likelihood didn't give a shit about it being a "family-friendly flight". He was probably just jealous of the attention she was getting...

Spider Rand

Patriotic Cunt

Aug 10, 2010

#22

Awesome!

LadyFunkenstein

Photoshopped

Aug 10, 2010

#23

RoryN said:
This can be placed in the "We've All Had a Workday Like This" file. Everyone wants to tell a customer to fuck off, exit via the figurative emergency slide, and have a beer every once in awhile. Sometimes every day. He deserves a toast.

In my fantasies, I exit via jet pack.

Killswitch

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Aug 10, 2010

#24

LadyFunkenstein said:
In my fantasies, I exit via jet pack.

Lol.....

RoryN

You're screwed.

Aug 10, 2010

#25

LadyFunkenstein said:
In my fantasies, I exit via jet pack.

I like it. That's more benign than mine. Mine always include me walking away from the company, cigarette in mouth, in slow motion while not flinching when the whole office blows up behind me...

Oh - and, for fun, here's the chick who was kicked off the Southwest flight:

http://www.liquidmatrix.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/kyla_ebbert.jpg

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