Porn Rock Opera Feat

Carnevil9 said:

Hey, I thought FO's Queen parody was pretty good.

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It's a miracle!
You actually paid me a compliment.

Fantasies_only said:

It's a miracle!
You actually paid me a compliment.

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Well, I still think you are a retard and a pedophile, but will give credit where credit is due: that Queen parody was quite funny!!... .....Carney

50 Ways to Love Your Lever
© June 2002 The Wayward Clams {poster is former member}
(To the tune of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover", by Paul Simon)

The problem is there inside your hand she said to me
The answer is easy if you do it manually
Since noone will help you in your quest to get relieved
Then you’ll need fifty ways to love your lever

She said it’s really not cool to let it protrude
And the sound of one hand clapping could be music to you, dude
So I’ll repeat myself; cause when you just can’t get it screwed
There must be fifty ways to love your lever
Fifty ways to love your lever

Just give it a whack, Jack
Use your right hand, Stan
Just play with your toy, Roy
Just spank your monkey
Just slip on a sock, Jacques
Start Jackin’ the Beanstalk
Turn your head and cough
And get yourself off

She said, it’s simple, all you do is masturbate
When there’s nothing anyone can do to get your dong a date
I said I appreciate that, and could you maybe demonstrate
One of the fifty ways?

She said why don’t we both just play our own solo
You’ll begin to see that five on one’s my favourite ratio
And then she kissed me, and I realized, there was no chance of fellatio
So I’d need fifty ways to love my lever
Fifty ways to love my lever.

Just give it a whack, Jack
Use your right hand, Stan
Just play with your toy, Roy
Just spank your monkey
Slip on a sock, Jacques
Start Jackin’ the Beanstalk
Turn your head and cough
And get yourself off

You’re just swingin’ your bat, Pat
Hand to gland combat
Just jerkin your chain, Wayne
Ain’t causin no pain.
Ain’t nothin’ unholy
You’re just pulling the goalie
Make your own beer froth
And get yourself off.

Ok I get the point. Everyone wants to do song parodies and discussing why my tale got censored because it poked fun at Obama is a non issue.

Are you guys here just to have fun?

I do my best to avoid ever discussing US politics online, regardless of who it's with or what side they are on...

tbaycouple said:

I do my best to avoid ever discussing US politics online, regardless of who it's with or what side they are on...

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it's a spoof silly

GratefulFred said:

I am wondering if I can pull it off but I would like to spoof a whole bunch of songs (not just 4 songs like I did in "The Case of the Missing Boyfriend") into a story. I would need to keep the plot fairly simple with two - three rolls max for the singing dialogue.

Float some ideas my way.

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not for me realy but as a turn on the seen in tommy the rock opera by the who where tommys mother is roling around in the baked beans dose it for me every time