Bored? Stick a dolphin up your cooch!

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

So, sex toys have funny names. I think the cutesy-wootsy ones are the best, the ones that go along the lines of "Bunny-Rabbit Butterfly Sparkle Fucker." Those are a little too adorable for me. When I want to get off, I don't feel like employing the help of various woodland creatures.

Give me something with power, like "Atomic Pussy Grenade." You know that would get the job done.

Got any toys? What are they called? I went for the moderately named "bullet" and I've got no complaints, but I keep wanting to make machine gun noises while I'm using it, but it's sort of something you forget in the throes of passion.

p.s. sorry if this has already been discussed, but I'm new here, and I was getting bored of the first page being inundated with like, gay-bashing threads. Anyways, DILDOS!

HappyMisha · Mar 30, 2008

I have a drawer full of goodies. The rabbit, an egg, glass dildo, regular dildo, huge dildo (for when I feel adventurous), cock ring (for his pleasure), restraints, a crop, candles, you name it.

I_Cunt_Remember · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
So, sex toys have funny names. I think the cutesy-wootsy ones are the best, the ones that go along the lines of "Bunny-Rabbit Butterfly Sparkle Fucker." Those are a little too adorable for me. When I want to get off, I don't feel like employing the help of various woodland creatures.

Give me something with power, like "Atomic Pussy Grenade." You know that would get the job done.

Got any toys? What are they called? I went for the moderately named "bullet" and I've got no complaints, but I keep wanting to make machine gun noises while I'm using it, but it's sort of something you forget in the throes of passion.

p.s. sorry if this has already been discussed, but I'm new here, and I was getting bored of the first page being inundated with like, gay-bashing threads. Anyways, DILDOS!

fucking gaping fat arsed bitch

I_Cunt_Remember · Mar 30, 2008

phelia=lesbian cunt

cuz she luvs gays so much and gaping big cunt holes

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

Can I edit the title of this thread? If you're bored, stick this guy up your cooch.

HappyMisha · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
Can I edit the title of this thread? If you're bored, stick this guy up your cooch.

Unfortunately, I'm quite certain he doesn't like cooch.

I_Cunt_Remember · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
Can I edit the title of this thread? If you're bored, stick this guy up your cooch.

DIKE MAN HATER FUCK OFF!

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

HappyMisha said:
Unfortunately, I'm quite certain he doesn't like cooch.

Word. That's fine, I'll just stare at your dolphin. I don't know if you got the memo, but I'm a 'lesbian cunt.'

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

I_Cunt_Remember said:
DIKE MAN HATER FUCK OFF!

You probably shouldn't talk to me if you don't want to catch my gay.

HappyMisha · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
Word. That's fine, I'll just stare at your dolphin. I don't know if you got the memo, but I'm a 'lesbian cunt.'

You are? Apparently I'm a ''whiney cunt''...

Buttah · Mar 30, 2008

I'm waiting for the parody thread ... Bored? Stick dolf up your cooch!

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

HappyMisha said:
You are? Apparently I'm a ''whiney cunt''...

He's got quite the diverse vocabulary. We should start and exclusive cunt club.

HappyMisha · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
He's got quite the diverse vocabulary. We should start and exclusive cunt club.

Nice. I vote you President.

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

butterscotch_ said:
I'm waiting for the parody thread ... Bored? Stick dolf up your cooch!

Hahaha. Best idea I've heard all day, both as a parody, and also the sticking dolf up your cooch part.

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

HappyMisha said:
Nice. I vote you President.

Only if you're my vice! I look forward to discussing our agenda of wreaking cuntish havoc.

I_Cunt_Remember · Mar 30, 2008

HappyMisha said:
Nice. I vote you President.

dont live in the states u fucking imbecile

Fagin · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
You probably shouldn't talk to me if you don't want to catch my gay.

He caught it long before stumbling upon this place.

AngusMan · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
So, sex toys have funny names. I think the cutesy-wootsy ones are the best, the ones that go along the lines of "Bunny-Rabbit Butterfly Sparkle Fucker." Those are a little too adorable for me. When I want to get off, I don't feel like employing the help of various woodland creatures.

Give me something with power, like "Atomic Pussy Grenade." You know that would get the job done.

Got any toys? What are they called? I went for the moderately named "bullet" and I've got no complaints, but I keep wanting to make machine gun noises while I'm using it, but it's sort of something you forget in the throes of passion.

p.s. sorry if this has already been discussed, but I'm new here, and I was getting bored of the first page being inundated with like, gay-bashing threads. Anyways, DILDOS!

I carve wooden ones of any shap or size. Would you like one.

PS.
Ignore the Cunt and Head.
They is idiots.

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

Fagin said:
He caught it long before stumbling upon this place.

He caught it looking at your pictures!! If I weren't a lesbian cunt, I'd totally be trying to do you. Who knows, I still might give it a shot.

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

AngusMan said:
I carve wooden ones of any shap or size. Would you like one.

PS.
Ignore the Cunt and Head.
They is idiots.

I'd love one, thanks, but I'm worried about splinters.

And yeahhh, they're pretty tiresome. It's okay though, they're not hurting my feelings too terribly much.

I_Cunt_Remember · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
I'd love one, thanks, but I'm worried about splinters.

And yeahhh, they're pretty tiresome. It's okay though, they're not hurting my feelings too terribly much.

Ugly fat arsed cow who licks crusty cunts

Angus man is a fucking ugly faggot with his nasty fish girl lips

people from the states are fuckwits

AngusMan · Mar 30, 2008

Phelia said:
I'd love one, thanks, but I'm worried about splinters.

And yeahhh, they're pretty tiresome. It's okay though, they're not hurting my feelings too terribly much.

Don't worry. I sold all the splintery ones to Cunt and Head.
The rest have been sanded smooth, polished, and coated in polyurathane to protect the wood from fluids.

killallhippies · Mar 30, 2008

i have a vibrator. i call it my vibrator.

huskie · Mar 30, 2008

HappyMisha said:
I have a drawer full of goodies. The rabbit, an egg, glass dildo, regular dildo, huge dildo (for when I feel adventurous), cock ring (for his pleasure), restraints, a crop, candles, you name it.

you are tons of fun

Phelia · Mar 30, 2008

killallhippies said:
i have a vibrator. i call it my vibrator.

You filthy, kinky, wild thing.

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