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the next Lit contest is :


Earth Day (April 22)
themes: nature appreciation, outdoors, etc.
starts: March 25
closes: April 13
winners announced: April 19

official rules posted here

If you write slowly, like me you might need to start , ummm, now?

first bad idea to get you thinking of better ones, in the next post.
 
Mud Wrestling

okay, more about dirt than celebrating nature, but I bet you can make it work....
 
sirhugs said:
okay, more about dirt than celebrating nature, but I bet you can make it work....
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Actually Earth Day is just a footnote in pop culture now and is not recognized by anyone outside of school projects or Rainforest speakers.
Earthday is not just about celebrating the Earth, that's what Thanksgiving and Harvest are for.
Earthday is for bettering life and improving the planet.
That's where we got the chant "Recycle. Replant. Reuse."
 
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Fantasies_only said:
Actually Earth Day is just a footnote in pop culture now and is not recognized by anyone outside of school projects or Rainforest speakers.
Earthday is not just about celebrating the Earth, that's what Thanksgiving is for.
Earthday is for bettering life and improving the planet.
That's where we got the chant "Recycle. Replant. Reuse."
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gee, the version here is "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

and Lit still celebrates Earth Day.... with a contest:D
 
How's this?

A nerdy scientist invents a motor that will run on water. He believes that it will end air pollution within a few years if it can be put into automobiles.

An earthy-crunchy granola girl hears about him, and comes to see him. She is beautiful and earthy: long, straight hair, enormous breasts bursting out of her low-cut peasant blouse; long, tanned legs; and a very touchy-feely manner. The scientist is in love.

She seduces him back to her place where they have sex like crazy. But it was all a ploy. As soon as he is asleep, she lets in a bunch of oil-company goons who viciously murder him. The end.

I'm not going to write it. Anyone else, feel free!......Carney
 
Carnevil9 said:
A nerdy scientist invents a motor that will run on water. He believes that it will end air pollution within a few years if it can be put into automobiles.

An earthy-crunchy granola girl hears about him, and comes to see him. She is beautiful and earthy: long, straight hair, enormous breasts bursting out of her low-cut peasant blouse; long, tanned legs; and a very touchy-feely manner. The scientist is in love.

She seduces him back to her place where they have sex like crazy. But it was all a ploy. As soon as he is asleep, she lets in a bunch of oil-company goons who viciously murder him. The end.

I'm not going to write it. Anyone else, feel free!......Carney
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I went out on that limb once.... Elysium Island Adventures ("Is that machete loaded?") sits at 3.69....
 
A Tree Hugger Story.

A sensitive, lonely young girl meets a man. She thinks he is nice, and she lets him sleep with her. But in the morning, he has left without leaving a note or anything.

She still has some of his semen inside of her, so she takes it to her garden and mixes it with the seeds of a tree and plants it. Soon a young sapling is growing, and she finds she can make love to the tree anytime she wants. And it will never leave her. :kiss::rose::kiss::rose::kiss:
 
Fatwa_Morgana said:
A sensitive, lonely young girl meets a man. She thinks he is nice, and she lets him sleep with her. But in the morning, he has left without leaving a note or anything.

She still has some of his semen inside of her, so she takes it to her garden and mixes it with the seeds of a tree and plants it. Soon a young sapling is growing, and she finds she can make love to the tree anytime she wants. And it will never leave her. :kiss::rose::kiss::rose::kiss:
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That would make an interesting story. Are you going to write it?
 
Fatwa_Morgana said:
A sensitive, lonely young girl meets a man. She thinks he is nice, and she lets him sleep with her. But in the morning, he has left without leaving a note or anything.

She still has some of his semen inside of her, so she takes it to her garden and mixes it with the seeds of a tree and plants it. Soon a young sapling is growing, and she finds she can make love to the tree anytime she wants. And it will never leave her. :kiss::rose::kiss::rose::kiss:
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Or if you want to go way out there, you can make it mutated sperm, making a mutant plant/man hybrid (a Doctor Who episode made erotic).
That way "seeds" can really be seeds.
 
Fatwa_Morgana said:
A sensitive, lonely young girl meets a man. She thinks he is nice, and she lets him sleep with her. But in the morning, he has left without leaving a note or anything.

She still has some of his semen inside of her, so she takes it to her garden and mixes it with the seeds of a tree and plants it. Soon a young sapling is growing, and she finds she can make love to the tree anytime she wants. And it will never leave her. :kiss::rose::kiss::rose::kiss:
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Sounds like a new fetish: herbiafilia, getting sexually aroused by plants. :D
 
DarkBee said:
Sounds like a new fetish: herbiafilia, getting sexually aroused by plants. :D
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interestingly, it seems rather common here on Lit. I've never run into it before. Sex with trees, Ents, all sorts of plant/human hybrids.

Weird.
 
Fantasies_only said:
Or if you want to go way out there, you can make it mutated sperm, making a mutant plant/man hybrid (a Doctor Who episode made erotic).
That way "seeds" can really be seeds.
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F_o, your Tardis left for the Xylex Galaxy without you. Push your recall button and find your way back to your own galaxy, planet and space-time continuum please.

MJL
 
mjl2010 said:
F_o, your Tardis left for the Xylex Galaxy without you. Push your recall button and find your way back to your own galaxy, planet and space-time continuum please.

MJL
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First of all it's TARDIS or T.A.R.D.I.S. not Tardis.
I'm sick and tired of people thinking that's a name like Enterprise.
It stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (a pocket of compressed space that can theoretically go on forever and can occupy another space at the same time).
It's dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside than it is on the outside).

I'm taking that as a joke, but I don't like your tone. :mad:

For those of you who can't get into the science (theory by Einstein, corrected by Stephen Hawking), the ship goes through rips of space and time making a pocket of folded space/time in it's wake.
This pocket is duplicated deep within it's power source (a psychic connection with it's owner) and translated as physical dimensions inside the ship, even if it's just a visual representation, or for a good Star Trek analogy, it's like the walls of the holodeck moving the scenery of a distant perspective backwards as the characters go forward.

From a discarded speed of light theory, Einstein said that you would get smaller and smaller as you go backwards in time (why the Hubble telescope was originally conceived).
He went on to say it (light) can only go one way (looking at black holes) so time travel would be one way only.
Hawking corrected him that the size would not change the matter of the traveler, for it would only be the perspective of the viewer that makes it look smaller, in addition light can go in multiple directions depending on what is done in that timeline, like 5 prisms overlapping a light source.
 
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Fantasies_only said:
First of all it's TARDIS or T.A.R.D.I.S. not Tardis.
I'm sick and tired of people thinking that's a name like Enterprise.
It stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (a pocket of compressed space that can theoretically go on forever and can occupy another space at the same time).
It's dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside than it is on the outside).

I'm taking that as a joke, but I don't like your tone. :mad:

For those of you who can't get into the science (theory by Einstein, corrected by Stephen Hawking), the ship goes through rips of space and time making a pocket of folded space/time in it's wake.
This pocket is duplicated deep within it's power source (a psychic connection with it's owner) and translated as physical dimensions inside the ship, even if it's just a visual representation, or for a good Star Trek analogy, it's like the walls of the holodeck moving the scenery of a distant perspective backwards as the characters go forward.

From a discarded speed of light theory, Einstein said that you would get smaller and smaller as you go backwards in time (why the Hubble telescope was originally conceived).
He went on to say it (light) can only go one way (looking at black holes) so time travel would be one way only.
Hawking corrected him that the size would not change the matter of the traveler, for it would only be the perspective of the viewer that makes it look smaller, in addition light can go in multiple directions depending on what is done in that timeline, like 5 prisms overlapping a light source.
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it would be exciting to work out a Dr Who earth Day plot....
 
sirhugs said:
it would be exciting to work out a Dr Who earth Day plot....
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Considering he is not from Earth, it may work out, but we would have to find the right story.

His most famous adventure was with Queen Victoria (founder of the Torchwood project).
Another one was at Stone Henge (silicon based vampirism), so we could make it in old England.
 
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Fantasies_only said:
Considering he is not from Earth, it may work out, but we would have to find the right story.

His most famous adventure was with Queen Victoria (founder of the Torchwood project).
Another one was at Stone Henge (silicon based vampirism), so we could make it in old England.
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well, he always has attractive companions...
 
Earthday


Woman finds large dildo, while recycling her other "returnables"...
 
How about some lonely camper runs into a naked, sexy, horny and somewhat mature lady in the forest. She turns out to be mother earth and she need to be filled with her annual dose of sperm so she can create life that year?

I'm not going to write it, so anyone feel free to use/adapt the idea if they're interested.
 
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Here's a short Earth Day story for you all:

A man is golfing with his buddies, but his shot goes way off into the rough. He searches high and low and finally finds it, deep in a large bed of buttercups. He scratches his head and ponders, but can't think of any way to get in to hit the ball without damaging the pretty flowers. So he shrugs his shoulders, takes the penalty shot, and drops another ball outside the flowerbed.

Just as he is about to swing, a FLASH of light and a PUFF of smoke appear, and a beautiful woman all bathed in blooms and wearing a crown of ivy is standing before him.

"I am Mother Nature," she says, "and I saw how respectfully you treated my buttercups. That was very nice of you, and as a reward, I shall give you a year's supply of butter!"

The golfer is very grateful, but has to ask a question: "Well, thank you Mother Nature, I'm sure. But where the hell were you last week when I hit into the pussy willows?"
 
Lalah said:
How about some lonely camper runs into a naked, sexy, horny and somewhat mature lady in the forest. She turns out to be mother earth and she need to be filled with her annual dose of sperm so she can create life that year?

I'm not going to write it, so anyone feel free to use/adapt the idea if they're interested.
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That reminds me of something I wanted corrected.
Someone said something about "running through the fauna" meaning vegitation.
Whoever said it meant flora, like the godess.

Mother Earth is Gaia, and is depicted as the face of Earth itself.
"Mother Nature" is who you mean.
She is half Titan (giant or Amazon who can control the elements) and half human.
 
Fantasies_only said:
First of all it's TARDIS or T.A.R.D.I.S. not Tardis.
I'm sick and tired of people thinking that's a name like Enterprise.
It stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (a pocket of compressed space that can theoretically go on forever and can occupy another space at the same time).
It's dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside than it is on the outside).

I'm taking that as a joke, but I don't like your tone. :mad:

For those of you who can't get into the science (theory by Einstein, corrected by Stephen Hawking), the ship goes through rips of space and time making a pocket of folded space/time in it's wake.
This pocket is duplicated deep within it's power source (a psychic connection with it's owner) and translated as physical dimensions inside the ship, even if it's just a visual representation, or for a good Star Trek analogy, it's like the walls of the holodeck moving the scenery of a distant perspective backwards as the characters go forward.

From a discarded speed of light theory, Einstein said that you would get smaller and smaller as you go backwards in time (why the Hubble telescope was originally conceived).
He went on to say it (light) can only go one way (looking at black holes) so time travel would be one way only.
Hawking corrected him that the size would not change the matter of the traveler, for it would only be the perspective of the viewer that makes it look smaller, in addition light can go in multiple directions depending on what is done in that timeline, like 5 prisms overlapping a light source.
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HALT! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! HALT!​

And yes I know what TARDIS stands for, but I was typing in a hurry and forgot to keep the shift down. Jeez, take a chill pill will. If you make wild far out suggestions to peoples relatively tame ideas, expect a little wild far out suggestion for yourself. Man.

Man talk about sensitive.

MJL
 
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