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The Foodgasms Cookbook is now DONE! Click here for more info.
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Since my backpacking trip was postponed due to inclement weather, I am going to embrace that inclemency and create one of my favorite dishes for a cool, rainy day: shrimp gumbo. Gumbo is a definite labor of love for me, and I completely immerse myself in the entire process, focusing on it with all of my senses.
Prepping the trinity (onions, celery, bell pepper, chopped into hearty rustic chunks) is the first step. Next, prepping the tomatoes: always whole, canned, excellent quality San Marzano tomatoes, crushed by my impeccably clean (when I'm cooking, anyway) hands. In no other recipe is the mise en place so completely essential as it is in a gumbo, at least the way I prepare it, but more about that later.
Next comes the roux, and I never take any shortcuts with a roux. Doing so would sully the entire experience for me; it would be like "wham bam thank you ma'am" sex. Equal parts (by volume) flour and oil, slowly cooked to a dark mocha brown, stirring all the while. As it progresses through the various stages of its ontogeny (from almost white through pale blond through dulce de leche through peanut butter through cafe au lait to mocha), it gives off a bewildering array of aromas, redolent of every roasted thing under the sun: almonds, peanuts, marshmallows, coffee, chocolate, peppers; you name it, it's in there. All from two of the most humble, simple, basic ingredients on the planet.
Once the roux has reached its culmination, then comes the most transcendental moment of the entire process for me, probably my favorite moment in all of cooking. The roux is searingly, infernally hot by this point, radiating so much heat that it's almost uncomfortable to keep my hand in close enough proximity to stir. Into this vat of fragrant mocha lava, I toss the entire trinity at once, whereupon I experience my ultimate foodgasm. Heart pounding, I savor the sound of the trinity/roux union first, a sizzle so loud and intense that it's almost an electric roar, a swirling maelstrom of sublime white noise. Then. Oh, oh fuck yes, then. The smell hits me. Hard. Like a crashing, thunderous, aromatic wave. The scent of the naked roux was unbelievably complex, but the orgasmic melding of roux and trinity yields a sensory cloud far too sublime and intoxicating for my powers of description to even begin to capture, so I won't even try. Come to my kitchen sometime and experience it yourself. As I stir and probe with my spatula until the trinity reaches its apotheosis, the aromatic explosion deepens and intensifies.
I will continue this, but I... I think I need a moment alone with my thoughts now.
Meanwhile, I encourage you to share your own foodgasms, whether they are achieved by cooking or consuming. Don't be shy, now. You know you wanna.
•••
I am very grateful to ForeverNAlways for designing this Index. There is a limit on the number of links allowed per post, so I'm splitting the Index into two parts.
Index, Part 1 (part 2 is here)
_pebbles
Black Bean Mole and Coconut Couscous
~Fata Morgana~
Bailey's Crème Brulee
Baguette and Butter Pudding Laced with Baileys
Cranachan
Murphy's and Bailey's Cheesecake.
My own Baileys!
1hotbabe
Cranberry-Pecan Pie
Hearty Salmon Chowder
My Mom's Pork Loin Roast
Adakgirl
Rustic Roast Pig
Angeline
Rigatoni Oreganata
BallinaB
Balsamic Beef Stew
Chewy Chocolate Gingerbread Cookies
Cookie Dough Cupcakes
Mrs. D's "She Ain't Heavy" Chocolate Cake
Rosemary-Sage Pork Tenderloin with Pancetta and Fried Capers
Batchoohus
Apricot and White Chocolate Scones
Aunt Minnie's Lemon Meringue Pie
Mint Cucumber Sandwiches
Mochi
Prune Danish
Rose Butter
SIlKWORM PUPAS WITH GROUND PORK
Sticky Prune Pudding with Spiced Caramel Sauce
Strawberry Mochi
Turkey Jumble (aka "Ginger Not Maryanne")
Bert Notorious
Death By Velveeta
bluntforcemama
Clam & Sausage Tapas
Pomegranate-Glazed Cornish Game Hens with wild Rice-Chestnut Stuffing and Yogurt Sauce
CandyLipps
Chicken Marsala
cheesysusie
Grilled Flank Steak
Cherry
Colcannon Recipe
Collette
Banana Sour Cream Pancakes
Breakfast in a Cup
Cashew Brittle
Cranberry-Filled White Chocolate Cake
Cucumber Yogurt Salad
Duck Breast in Asian Molé Sauce (& Jicama-Haricots Salad)
Grubstake BBQ Rib Sauce
Oaxaca Style Grilled Corn
Pfeffernüsse
Quick and Spicy Tomato Soup
Red Velvet Peppermint Cake
Salty Chocolate-Pecan Bark
Spaghetti With Arugula Pesto and Seared Jumbo Shrimp
Sweet & Spicy Marinade
Torta di Riso
World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie
CrackerjackHrt
Great Apple Salad
Scott Peacock's Mama's Chicken and Rice
Rosalea's Green Chile Stew.
Spicy Beef Noodles
Delicacy
Corny Corn Bread
Fruity Steak Sauce
Golden Molasses Cinnamon Cake
Pistachio Biscotti
Potato & Cheese Filled Pierogies
Potato Chip Cookies
Spinach Dip
English Lady
Christmas Cake
fallenupright
Fallen's Meatloaf & Potato Rosti
GiannaF
Muffulletta Sandwiches
going_long
Orange Roasted Veg
gravyrug
Chex Mix
Crack Dip
Hamburger Stew
Hamletmaschine
Cajun Meatloaf
Hester
Butternut Squash Apple Soup
Cabbage Strudel
Cold Beet Salad
Cow Cod Soup
Goat and Roasted Vegetative Matter Stew
Hester Greens 1 & 2 =)
Pinapple Cookies
Stewed Pork 'n Apples
honeypot104
Fruit Crumble
impetuous
Banana Bread
KravMaga
Crawfish Etouffee
Crème Brulee
Falafel
French Toast for Challah or Sandwich Bread
Grilled Tomato & Cheese Pizzas
Home Made Marshmallows
Hot Wings
Lamb Tagine w/Prunes, Apricots, & Veggies
Ratatouille & Goat Cheese Salad w/Pesto Vinaigrette
Remoulade Sauce
Rib-eye Steaks w/mushrooms, brandy, & Blue Cheese
Sweet and Sour Sardines: Sarde in Agrodolce
Waldorf Chicken Salad
Wild Mushroom Risotto
Yogurt Mint Cucumber Salad
ksmybuttons
Hot Chocolate
Pumpkin Pie
Ultimate Macaroni & Cheese
Lavared
Chicken Asparagus Casserole
Cinnamon Crumb Apple Pie
leZilla
Blue Cheese, Pear, and Pecan Salad with Warm Bacon Dressing
Chicken Thigh Fricassee with Mushrooms and Rosemary
Chicken Vegetable Curry with Noodles or Rice
Chive Oil Tagliatelle
Creamy Pesto Shrimp
Dijon Crusted Halibut
Irish Cream Cheesecake
Potato, Rosemary and Caramelized Onion Cakes
Scallops Mascarpone
Terriyaki Tuna
True Blue Potato Salad
LittleJade
Black Forest Trifle
Chili
Hot Spinach Salad
LostBaby
Cranberry Nut Bread/Muffins
LowMurmur
Thai Chicken & Basil
Tom Yum Goong
(part 2 of the Index is here)
•••
Since my backpacking trip was postponed due to inclement weather, I am going to embrace that inclemency and create one of my favorite dishes for a cool, rainy day: shrimp gumbo. Gumbo is a definite labor of love for me, and I completely immerse myself in the entire process, focusing on it with all of my senses.
Prepping the trinity (onions, celery, bell pepper, chopped into hearty rustic chunks) is the first step. Next, prepping the tomatoes: always whole, canned, excellent quality San Marzano tomatoes, crushed by my impeccably clean (when I'm cooking, anyway) hands. In no other recipe is the mise en place so completely essential as it is in a gumbo, at least the way I prepare it, but more about that later.
Next comes the roux, and I never take any shortcuts with a roux. Doing so would sully the entire experience for me; it would be like "wham bam thank you ma'am" sex. Equal parts (by volume) flour and oil, slowly cooked to a dark mocha brown, stirring all the while. As it progresses through the various stages of its ontogeny (from almost white through pale blond through dulce de leche through peanut butter through cafe au lait to mocha), it gives off a bewildering array of aromas, redolent of every roasted thing under the sun: almonds, peanuts, marshmallows, coffee, chocolate, peppers; you name it, it's in there. All from two of the most humble, simple, basic ingredients on the planet.
Once the roux has reached its culmination, then comes the most transcendental moment of the entire process for me, probably my favorite moment in all of cooking. The roux is searingly, infernally hot by this point, radiating so much heat that it's almost uncomfortable to keep my hand in close enough proximity to stir. Into this vat of fragrant mocha lava, I toss the entire trinity at once, whereupon I experience my ultimate foodgasm. Heart pounding, I savor the sound of the trinity/roux union first, a sizzle so loud and intense that it's almost an electric roar, a swirling maelstrom of sublime white noise. Then. Oh, oh fuck yes, then. The smell hits me. Hard. Like a crashing, thunderous, aromatic wave. The scent of the naked roux was unbelievably complex, but the orgasmic melding of roux and trinity yields a sensory cloud far too sublime and intoxicating for my powers of description to even begin to capture, so I won't even try. Come to my kitchen sometime and experience it yourself. As I stir and probe with my spatula until the trinity reaches its apotheosis, the aromatic explosion deepens and intensifies.
I will continue this, but I... I think I need a moment alone with my thoughts now.
Meanwhile, I encourage you to share your own foodgasms, whether they are achieved by cooking or consuming. Don't be shy, now. You know you wanna.
•••
I am very grateful to ForeverNAlways for designing this Index. There is a limit on the number of links allowed per post, so I'm splitting the Index into two parts.
Index, Part 1 (part 2 is here)
_pebbles
Black Bean Mole and Coconut Couscous
~Fata Morgana~
Bailey's Crème Brulee
Baguette and Butter Pudding Laced with Baileys
Cranachan
Murphy's and Bailey's Cheesecake.
My own Baileys!
1hotbabe
Cranberry-Pecan Pie
Hearty Salmon Chowder
My Mom's Pork Loin Roast
Adakgirl
Rustic Roast Pig
Angeline
Rigatoni Oreganata
BallinaB
Balsamic Beef Stew
Chewy Chocolate Gingerbread Cookies
Cookie Dough Cupcakes
Mrs. D's "She Ain't Heavy" Chocolate Cake
Rosemary-Sage Pork Tenderloin with Pancetta and Fried Capers
Batchoohus
Apricot and White Chocolate Scones
Aunt Minnie's Lemon Meringue Pie
Mint Cucumber Sandwiches
Mochi
Prune Danish
Rose Butter
SIlKWORM PUPAS WITH GROUND PORK
Sticky Prune Pudding with Spiced Caramel Sauce
Strawberry Mochi
Turkey Jumble (aka "Ginger Not Maryanne")
Bert Notorious
Death By Velveeta
bluntforcemama
Clam & Sausage Tapas
Pomegranate-Glazed Cornish Game Hens with wild Rice-Chestnut Stuffing and Yogurt Sauce
CandyLipps
Chicken Marsala
cheesysusie
Grilled Flank Steak
Cherry
Colcannon Recipe
Collette
Banana Sour Cream Pancakes
Breakfast in a Cup
Cashew Brittle
Cranberry-Filled White Chocolate Cake
Cucumber Yogurt Salad
Duck Breast in Asian Molé Sauce (& Jicama-Haricots Salad)
Grubstake BBQ Rib Sauce
Oaxaca Style Grilled Corn
Pfeffernüsse
Quick and Spicy Tomato Soup
Red Velvet Peppermint Cake
Salty Chocolate-Pecan Bark
Spaghetti With Arugula Pesto and Seared Jumbo Shrimp
Sweet & Spicy Marinade
Torta di Riso
World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie
CrackerjackHrt
Great Apple Salad
Scott Peacock's Mama's Chicken and Rice
Rosalea's Green Chile Stew.
Spicy Beef Noodles
Delicacy
Corny Corn Bread
Fruity Steak Sauce
Golden Molasses Cinnamon Cake
Pistachio Biscotti
Potato & Cheese Filled Pierogies
Potato Chip Cookies
Spinach Dip
English Lady
Christmas Cake
fallenupright
Fallen's Meatloaf & Potato Rosti
GiannaF
Muffulletta Sandwiches
going_long
Orange Roasted Veg
gravyrug
Chex Mix
Crack Dip
Hamburger Stew
Hamletmaschine
Cajun Meatloaf
Hester
Butternut Squash Apple Soup
Cabbage Strudel
Cold Beet Salad
Cow Cod Soup
Goat and Roasted Vegetative Matter Stew
Hester Greens 1 & 2 =)
Pinapple Cookies
Stewed Pork 'n Apples
honeypot104
Fruit Crumble
impetuous
Banana Bread
KravMaga
Crawfish Etouffee
Crème Brulee
Falafel
French Toast for Challah or Sandwich Bread
Grilled Tomato & Cheese Pizzas
Home Made Marshmallows
Hot Wings
Lamb Tagine w/Prunes, Apricots, & Veggies
Ratatouille & Goat Cheese Salad w/Pesto Vinaigrette
Remoulade Sauce
Rib-eye Steaks w/mushrooms, brandy, & Blue Cheese
Sweet and Sour Sardines: Sarde in Agrodolce
Waldorf Chicken Salad
Wild Mushroom Risotto
Yogurt Mint Cucumber Salad
ksmybuttons
Hot Chocolate
Pumpkin Pie
Ultimate Macaroni & Cheese
Lavared
Chicken Asparagus Casserole
Cinnamon Crumb Apple Pie
leZilla
Blue Cheese, Pear, and Pecan Salad with Warm Bacon Dressing
Chicken Thigh Fricassee with Mushrooms and Rosemary
Chicken Vegetable Curry with Noodles or Rice
Chive Oil Tagliatelle
Creamy Pesto Shrimp
Dijon Crusted Halibut
Irish Cream Cheesecake
Potato, Rosemary and Caramelized Onion Cakes
Scallops Mascarpone
Terriyaki Tuna
True Blue Potato Salad
LittleJade
Black Forest Trifle
Chili
Hot Spinach Salad
LostBaby
Cranberry Nut Bread/Muffins
LowMurmur
Thai Chicken & Basil
Tom Yum Goong
(part 2 of the Index is here)
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