The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

moonlight elf said:

I'm back too. The day's over and well i didn't get any.

Looks like you and I shall be sharing that sofa again tomorrow. Would you like to bring the movie and i'll bring popcorn.

Its off to bed for me. G' night .

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Sub Joe said:

What an arsehole!

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eric shawn listo said:

~shuffles in, trying to hide~

I DID! ~grin~ AND IT WAS GOOOOD!

~shuffles out~

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logophile said:

Braggart.

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eric shawn listo said:

It was an accident. Honest.

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logophile said:

Honest Officer, I didn't mean to get laid. I was just walking around my apartment naked and there was a woman there who was also naked. I wanted to turn on the light, but I must have over-reached cause I tripped and somehow landed on her. Then the weirdest thing happened. As I was apologizing and trying to get up my cock just happened to slip inside and I was so surprised that I started just moving back and forth a little, trying to get my bearings. Well after about 30 minutes of that, suddenly I had this totally unexpected orgasm. I can't believe it! I'm still shocked myself. Honest.

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eric shawn listo said:

Amazing. Exactly right. Except it was a house in the country. And it was 45 minutes. Oh, and a little bit (lot) of time, shall we say my mouth to her....

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logophile said:

Naughty boy. Nice work.

Now go get your own thread and quit flaunting!

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mrssublime said:

Good for you, now tell me all about it, maybe it'll be good for me too.

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It was girlsex.

she_is_my_addiction said:

It was girlsex. Still wanna know?

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logophile said:

Yes, I'd love to. What are you in the mood to watch? Romance? Drama? Comedy? I can't do scary stuff, I'm just too impressionable. And it seems like porn might be frustrating at this point, but I'm open to suggestion...

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logophile said:

Or, better yet, go get your girlfriend and remind how it's really done! We need some girlsex to balance all of Carson and Rhys's posts!

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she_is_my_addiction said:

It was girlsex. Still wanna know?

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vella_ms said:

how long before becoming constituted re-virgin?

and how much water to add to become recontituted?

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Rhys said:

And to think Carson and I haven't really started. Somebody better do some catching up!

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carsonshepherd said:

Er... we haven't?

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Rhys said:

I knew this girl in college who announced to all and sundry one evening in the cafeteria (no less!) that she'd found Jesus, and that he'd given her back her virginity.

Of course, I heard she ran off with a Mexican construction worker too so...anything is possible.

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Rhys said:

Nope.

You didn't really think I'd take it lying down did you?

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