The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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yui said:Yui would be honored to paint the toes of the Princess of Mansex...maybe you could summon up a few of those naked cabana boys for entertainment.
Oh, of course!
They will fan us with palm fronds, naked of course, and bring us cute girlie drinks with umbrellas in them.
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yui said:Just for that, I'm painting yours Berry Berry Broadway.
Mauve goes much better with my fair complexion.
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I wondered where my mauve polish went...carsonshepherd said:Mauve goes much better with my fair complexion.
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Celtic Princess said:
I am so there.
I don't think I will see naked for days (it's freezing up here! Why didn't you people tell me this?!?), but if the hot little cabana boys are welling to risk their manly parts, then I am welling to ogle them while they bring me fruit drinks with sinful amounts of rum.
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He's not that sound of a sleeper.yui said:
MissScarlett, let's talk.
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Damn, there's a thread for not getting laid today? I'll be a reg then.
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Lord DragonsWing said:Damn, there's a thread for not getting laid today? I'll be a reg then.
Join in my friend. Best seat in the house!
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yui said:I am so there.
I don't think I will see naked for days (it's freezing up here! Why didn't you people tell me this?!?), but if the hot little cabana boys are welling to risk their manly parts, then I am welling to ogle them while they bring me fruit drinks with sinful amounts of rum.
Part of the deal with the cabana boys is that we get to go to their cabana. It's always sunny and a comfortable 74 degrees. Just hot enough to get naked and drink frozen rum drinks.
No unnecessary risking of male or female parts.
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logophile said:
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carsonshepherd said:
Thanks for the sugar, Sugar.
I'm not as down about it as I sound.
There are upsides to not having sex, right?
Like, ummm... well, ummm.... Let's see...
Oh right, I've become very dexterous with my right hand.
And I'm improving my multi-tasking skills.
Yes, I'm really get to know myself now in the biblical sense.
Yum, I love lemonade!
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Celtic Princess said:Part of the deal with the cabana boys is that we get to go to their cabana. It's always sunny and a comfortable 74 degrees. Just hot enough to get naked and drink frozen rum drinks.
No unnecessary risking of male or female parts.
Ahh, Paradise...and now the words to "Almost Paradise" are running through my head.
Make it stop!
logophile said:Thanks for the sugar, Sugar.
I'm not as down about it as I sound.
There are upsides to not having sex, right?
Like, ummm... well, ummm.... Let's see...
Oh right, I've become very dexterous with my right hand.
And I'm improving my multi-tasking skills.
Yes, I'm really get to know myself now in the biblical sense.
Yum, I love lemonade!
Strong, dexterous fingers, logophile, it's all about strong, dexterous fingers...
Not sure what in the world you're doing with those lemons, though.
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saldne is very worn out, and takes a break for the evening...even though her man was trying his hardest. There IS such a thing as too much sex, lmao!!!
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logophile said:
I'm back too. The day's over and well i didn't get any.
Looks like you and I shall be sharing that sofa again tomorrow. Would you like to bring the movie and i'll bring popcorn.
Its off to bed for me. G' night .
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I didn't get laid, but I didn't try. I can get laid anytime I want, really. What's the rest of your excuses?
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what a cunt.
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i do so love it when you boys argue *sheepish grin*
more please
i was just about to cum.
more please
i was just about to cum.
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