Realdoll Bordello

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

I had the idea for this about 5 years ago. Of course, I never did anything about it--I'm an idle dreamer. But I find it gratifying to see that someone has done something with my visionary notion. Pure sci-fi.

Doll Whorehouse

hogjack · Dec 7, 2005

Is it too dangerous for the dolls to do housecalls?

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

That'd logically be the next step.

I am going to pay them a visit and will report.

BoobsNBrains · Dec 7, 2005

I guess Bill Belichik can't go there.

hogjack · Dec 7, 2005

BoobsNBrains said:
I guess Bill Belichik can't go there.

Is he a hoodie?

BoobsNBrains · Dec 7, 2005

hogjack said:
Is he a hoodie?

He's always wearin' one.

bisexplicit · Dec 7, 2005

No black guys?

Why, are the dolls picky about what race they sleep with?

hogjack · Dec 7, 2005

BoobsNBrains said:
He's always wearin' one.

He's a bit paranoid plus he's got that Unabomber complex.

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

bisexplicit said:
No black guys?

Why, are the dolls picky about what race they sleep with?

Good point.

sticky_keyboard · Dec 7, 2005

rosco rathbone said:
I had the idea for this about 5 years ago. Of course, I never did anything about it--I'm an idle dreamer. But I find it gratifying to see that someone has done something with my visionary notion. Pure sci-fi.

Doll Whorehouse

Day late and a dollar short again, huh?

A good entreprenuer strikes when the idea is hot.

(Okay, okay, okay - I wouldn't have done it, either.)

Wok · Dec 7, 2005

Hmm, I am worried about the sloppy seconds.

Wolf of Mibu 69 · Dec 7, 2005

bisexplicit said:
No black guys?

Why, are the dolls picky about what race they sleep with?

Maybe the owner wants the butt for himself! You know how black guys love that butt.

But yeah, seriously, I wondered about that too.

Doll farts85 · Dec 7, 2005

Sorry no black guys or hoodies

lol

topale · Dec 7, 2005

rosco rathbone said:
I had the idea for this about 5 years ago. Of course, I never did anything about it--I'm an idle dreamer. But I find it gratifying to see that someone has done something with my visionary notion. Pure sci-fi.

Doll Whorehouse

The next level is pimpin on the go. You heard it here first. Someone should run with that idea.

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

Joaquin1975 said:
Hmm, I am worried about the sloppy seconds.

It seems that sloppy seconds would be a lot less of a problem with a doll than a real person. You can't exactly say to a real person, "stand on your head a moment dear, whilst I pour this bottle of Rubbing Alcohol into your snatch".

In my original scheme, an attendant in a white doctor-type smock would have swabbed out the doll between usages. ALso, swabs and alcohol would have been left for the customer who wanted to make sure that no tainted seed was left behind.

spacekowboy · Dec 7, 2005

best part is you can beat them up and they won't call the cops. I sure hope they disinfect afterwards.

It's a joke folks . I in no way condone the practice of beating up dolls.

Wok · Dec 7, 2005

rosco rathbone said:
It seems that sloppy seconds would be a lot less of a problem with a doll than a real person. You can't exactly say to a real person, "stand on your head a moment dear, whilst I pour this bottle of Rubbing Alcohol into your snatch".

In my original scheme, an attendant in a white doctor-type smock would have swabbed out the doll between usages. ALso, swabs and alcohol would have been left for the customer who wanted to make sure that no tainted seed was left behind.

Hm, now that mystery is solved. Thanks man.

Guest · Dec 7, 2005

obmana · Dec 7, 2005

Dolls are such racists.

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

Taltos said:
Where do you blow them things up? Nipple valves?

Surely you jest sir. That is an anatomically correct android with lifelike silicone flesh and a stainless steel skeleton. No inflation required.

JinXed · Dec 7, 2005

bisexplicit said:
No black guys?

Why, are the dolls picky about what race they sleep with?

Probably afraid they'll stretch them out too much for their white customers.

Guest · Dec 7, 2005

Wok · Dec 7, 2005

http://www.realdoll.com/faq.asp#people

The Standard female REALDOLL is $6499.00. The Male Realdoll is $6999.00.

Holy shit...

rosco rathbone · Dec 7, 2005

Taltos said:
Damn you rich people!

But that was the genius part of my original scheme---for 25 bucks you can rent this lovely 6999$ android for long enough to take care of your nasty business--without the sticker shock and the buyers regrets and the getting bored with her and trying to unload her on eBay.

Guest · Dec 7, 2005

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