Straight Girl Watches Gay Porn

I did this a couple days ago with a straight porn ( http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475123 ) and someone who read the post thought it would be entertaining

I truly hope this does not offend anyone, I'm trying to be fun.

Tonight's feature film will be (drum roll sound in your head, or do it out loud, live your best life)

"MY FAVO 247.ALAM WERNICK - CUM IN FACE.SEXRICOXXX"

So I have never watched gay porn featuring two men. Is GAY porn always two guys? Why is two women lesbian and two men gay? The term "Gay" can refer to women also correct?

I'm slightly scared of the phrase "IN FACE" Like, on face I get, but I really hope this isn't something like he pulls his eye lids out and cums behind them to get it "IN FACE"

Anyways here we go:

0:00- Is this fucking kissing???? Is this porn or a Meg Ryan movie? Seriously, they kiss in this genre? I'd never noticed the lack of kissing in straight porn. I'm already learning so much.

0:30- Wow still kissing! This is border line sweet.

0:40- A nipple kiss. Huh, do guys like that? Should I be kissing more nipples? I feel like I should be paying for these lessons.

1:00- OK we got a dick. I can't see much other then the shaft and head but I'm gonna guess pubic hair is also not a thing here.


1:05- Just noticed the smaller guy is wearing a lacrosse jersey. If the bigger guy sucks his dick I will be able to relate alllllllll toooooo welllllll. God, so many lacrosse cocks in my rear view mirror.

1:45 OK now we got some dick sucking. I'm disappointed the video jumps ahead and hes already into it. I like seeing the look on a woman's face when she FIRST puts it into her mouth. I relate to that moment so much "well I'm doing this again" face, or "Yes I finally got this guys attention! I'm gonna make him come back!" face Or "I can't wait till my turn" face.

2:20- Ding ding ding no pubic hair. Also looks like the smaller guy shaves his legs. Is that a normal thing?

2:31- I just realized they must be doing some kind of cam show and that's why he keeps looking off to the side. I also realized I don't know which one is "Alam Wernick"

3:00 Big guy is now fingering small guys ass. I don't like that kinda thing but he makes appreciative moans, so I'm glad he's getting some attention. The average straight guy acts like the world is ending if I take a minute to adjust my hair when I'm going down on them, let alone do anything to please me.

3:40- Big guy is now jerking himself off I assume to get ready for the "CUM IN FACE" Part. There is still two minutes left, whats going to happen after this????? I really don't know, I mean could they possibly BOTH get off!!!!!????? I don't know if I could handle that!

3:50 I just realized some guy just ready that last statement and though "the women in porn get off! Sometimes 8 times in 5 minutes!!!" yep, of course they do, just like the tooth fairy is taking your teeth, the meth has nothing to do with it.

4:15- First words spoken "getting close" He's even warning him! These guys seem like good people.

4:45- SLOW MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtion replay of the cum dripping off small guys chin. Nice touch. I also just realized my "suggested vids" section is gonna look different for awhile now.

5:00- How the fuck did he get his hair to stay so light and styled through this all? Man, good for him.

5:30- It ends with some more slow mooooooooooooootion cum play.

I'll be honest, that was verrrrrrrrry similar to straight porn. One GUY gets off, I think I'm supposed to imply some kind of roles based on the size of the guys and how one serviced the other.

The biggest difference was that they were nicer to each other. No calling the other one a cock sucker or anything like that, no pushing his head down till he gagged, no slapping his ass or the bigger guy didn't slap his face with the dick he was sucking.

Well I hope you enjoyed my thoughts during my first gay porn viewing experience.

(Ya I know, you can't get those 5 minutes back ever).

Lol, this was such a fun read. Thanks

And fyi, guys love nipple play, we will just never admit to enjoying it

Soma99 said:

Is GAY porn always two guys? Why is two women lesbian and two men gay? The term "Gay" can refer to women also correct?

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In porn, it's way worse than that. If you have a gay/straight/transgender filter (Also, transgender is "Shemales.") Lesbian is in Straight porn, even without a penis, or sex toys involved. Bisexual means bisexual guys and is in gay. Bisexual girls typically isn't even labeled as bisexual. Cuckhold (A man watching another man have sex with a woman. Presumably his wife) is also in Gay.

There's almost no transexual men. Unless you know them by name (Buck Angel) typing in [trans man] will get you a transexual woman being fucked by a man, or men. Transvestite is in Gay, and more likely labled "Sissy." Clothed Female/Nude Male is often in Gay, and Femdom may be as well. Jerk Off Instruction (Femdom with only a woman on screen, telling you to jerk off, often with verbal humiliation, and teasing) is usually "Gay." Cock, and Ball Torture is about half labled "Gay." Solo masturbation? Gay (Except for female cams. That's straight, even with 2 lesbian cammers.) Transexual women are almost exclusively Thai, and Brazilian, and apparently, nobody knows anything about transgender that's more current than "Chicks with Dicks." Light skinned thai girl are usually mislabled Japanese, Jap, Nip, or some other racial stereotype.

Basically, the entire mainstream porn industry is marketed for straight guys who want to see girls get it on with girls, and gangbangs. Anything else is "Gay."

Thanks for reviewing and for posting - my new favourite too, Alam Wernik. Hope this prompts some more reviews. Might try it myself. Ciao, Eric x

I love gay porn please recommend some more.

That was hilarious great post

Great post!

Straight porn really doesn't do anything for me anymore other than to look at the dicks and the cum. Gay porn does trip my trigger though. I love to watch two guys sucking and fucking.

Great stuff