Hello from London!

AlliaPotestas said:

You’ll lose

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where_is_RUTH said:

I wanna lose! because then you'll not be able to keep your hands off me. and then I'll get some action. and then I'll win!

the dancing banana has never been more appropriate!

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AlliaPotestas said:

There presumably has to be some rules here... set number of clothes?

I’d do better at strip scrabble than poker, although strip ‘guess who’ might be more up my street - or buckaroo!

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where_is_RUTH said:

What this place needs is a hot tub and strip buckaroo.! Add beer and chocolate and I'm never leaving...

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AlliaPotestas said:

Temporarily not drinking - but make it a nice red wine and I might be in

Have we lost the OP? Sad if we have, could find him his play date at the hot tub party...

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AlliaPotestas said:

I hope he comes back too! OP - are you listening?

I’m going with clothes because I have a secret fantasy of entering a naff wet t-shirt contest and if I’m the only entrant - I gotta win right? Wait! You’re not entering are you?

Why does my phone keep trying to change shirt to short? I am not entering a wet short contest

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88539432&postcount=2423

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where_is_RUTH said:

Yes I'm entering.
Its a white linen shirt. I'll beat all comers.

Who am I kidding. You win hands down

Hands down MY pants... (I'm not drunk its 10:30 am)

And isn't there a wet T-shirt round in Miss World? You'd win

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AlliaPotestas said:

Yeah but isn’t cunty—Trump something to do with Miss World? I need a feminist wet t-shirt contest... not sure how that works but I’ll figure it out

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where_is_RUTH said:

For every titty show, you have a guy in wet pants... Is that equality? I have an average packet, so I don't think I'll win

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where_is_RUTH said:

For the record.

Fuck me what a rack!

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AlliaPotestas said:

Maybe the feminist angle comes from it being a show for women, by women... and no one gets judged - you can sit in the bar opposite and just watch us joyously leave the venue at the end of the night... yeah, I know it’s weird where my mind goes sometimes...

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AlliaPotestas said:

And thanks your valiant efforts to revive the Victoria’s secret thread will have to exclude me... VS don’t go up my size rack... I suppose I could start the M&S undies thread...

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where_is_RUTH said:

Bravissimo! (Clapping like I'm at the opera and I know what I'm doing)

(,you stalking me!)(guys NEVER get stalkers)

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AlliaPotestas said:

Ha! Not stalking (probably ), but spotted the revived VS thread near mine and was disappointed to find no new pics, just a bump from you . VS only go up to a DDD - god, I would love to be only a DDD....

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where_is_RUTH said:

I refer you to my earlier comment... "What a fucking rack" we all have our crosses to bare... (Am I allowed go write that at Easter?

And I'm sure you could shoehorn into a DDD and serve beer as a buxom wench (that's mean as compliment, even if it doesn't sound like one)

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where_is_RUTH said:

My special skill used to be looking for old threads and bumping them.... Some people got shirty though

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where_is_RUTH said:

If the OP wants a Christmas card, he can tell us how many eggs he's got...

And with regards to body confidence...
I refer you to my earlier comments.
Lovely pins
Awesome rack

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where_is_RUTH said:

He's been a very naughty boy... Gertit?

This the season of chocolate. X

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AlliaPotestas said:

Too kind, unfortunately a crucifixion normally shows more than that but I found a way round it...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88937628&postcount=3655

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