The wettest in terms of water

doowdniw · Sep 19, 2018

As opposed to the wettest in terms of what else, pee? Oh wait, never mind. Who knew water could be so wet?

Rightguide · Sep 19, 2018

As usual you're all wet.

von_Bismarck · Sep 19, 2018

Rightguide said:
As usual you're all wet.

^ Is wet because he pissed all over himself.

thør · Sep 19, 2018

Add a surfactant.

Calgon, take me away!

HAL_9000 · Sep 21, 2018

thør said:
Add a surfactant.

Calgon, take me away!

Soft water is nice, too.

Rightguide · Sep 21, 2018

You can always add alcohol to water to affect surface tension.