Hellball
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Back in undergrad, I came up with a useful mnemonic device for remembering chemical formulas. Specifically, lesbian orgies.
For instance, hydrogen atoms are these impish, perky, highly energetic, and extremely horny little blondes that'll bond with anyone at the drop of a hat. Carbons are athletic, forty-something year old, open-minded sexperts that try to make all sorts of combinations work. Oxygens are curvaceous, easygoing brunettes that have a particular fondness for threesomes. Covalant bonds are more or less equitable sexual encounters, while ionic bonds are BDSM, with the metallic atoms harshly forcing electrons on their nonmetallic subs.
For instance, H2O has an oxygen lying on her back, one little hydrogen leaning over to suckle each of her breasts. NaCl has poor chlorine walking around on all fours with a tail plug in her ass while sodium pulls her by a leash. Cu2O has the voluptuous oxygen strapped down to a table and blindfolded while the pair of haughty, regal-looking coppers whip and stick things in her.
I don't remember most of the descriptions I came up with, for specific elements (what they look like, their personalities and tastes, etc) or for how various chemical formulas would work, but it helped me at the time. Since I was a nineteen year old boy at the time I didn't want any gay male in my chemistry, so I had them all be female, but I've matured considerably since then and am super okay with some of them being male.
Anyone want to flesh out (pun intended) the periodic table? Maybe I can eventually write some stories based on chemical reactions.
For instance, hydrogen atoms are these impish, perky, highly energetic, and extremely horny little blondes that'll bond with anyone at the drop of a hat. Carbons are athletic, forty-something year old, open-minded sexperts that try to make all sorts of combinations work. Oxygens are curvaceous, easygoing brunettes that have a particular fondness for threesomes. Covalant bonds are more or less equitable sexual encounters, while ionic bonds are BDSM, with the metallic atoms harshly forcing electrons on their nonmetallic subs.
For instance, H2O has an oxygen lying on her back, one little hydrogen leaning over to suckle each of her breasts. NaCl has poor chlorine walking around on all fours with a tail plug in her ass while sodium pulls her by a leash. Cu2O has the voluptuous oxygen strapped down to a table and blindfolded while the pair of haughty, regal-looking coppers whip and stick things in her.
I don't remember most of the descriptions I came up with, for specific elements (what they look like, their personalities and tastes, etc) or for how various chemical formulas would work, but it helped me at the time. Since I was a nineteen year old boy at the time I didn't want any gay male in my chemistry, so I had them all be female, but I've matured considerably since then and am super okay with some of them being male.
Anyone want to flesh out (pun intended) the periodic table? Maybe I can eventually write some stories based on chemical reactions.
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