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Smelly cheese should have crackers though
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Smelly cheese should have crackers though
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I'm not sure telling you to fuck off will help, you seem like that would just encourage you
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Fuck you've 4 left. You gonna get naked
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Who said it was smelly? I ordered burata... yum! With sourdough bread and a mix of different toms with basil and a good quality oil...
If you hear a screaming tomorrow, it might be because they’ve substituted my Thursday evening picnic... very first world problems
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Who said it was smelly? I ordered burata... yum! With sourdough bread and a mix of different toms with basil and a good quality oil...
If you hear a screaming tomorrow, it might be because they’ve substituted my Thursday evening picnic... very first world problems
Picnic.
Gingham blanket
Wicker basket
A Morgan sports car with boot top frame (for said basket)
Beautiful lady.
Rolling hill
Lake
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Can Mark Kermode come on our picnic
I know I wasn't invited on your picnic!
When has that stopped me
I know I wasn't invited on your picnic!
When has that stopped me
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See what I mean?
Just encourages you.
Naked, now there's a thought. Who should I get naked with?
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See what I mean?
Just encourages you.
Naked, now there's a thought. Who should I get naked with?
You want see me when I've had a drunk.
I've had a drunk
Me, get naked with me.
I'll get my coat
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I just realized myself that the key clue is in the signature. I don't think most men would describe themselves as being "exquisitely curvy."
I confess to reading your posts and not being abe to decide. I was about to pm when you've called me out. Damn.
I just realized myself that the key clue is in the signature. I don't think most men would describe themselves as being "exquisitely curvy."
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I'll bow to your superior knowledge
I do know if your still is tall enough you only need a single distill.
It's a lovely tasting dram.
You ever read Iain M Banks book when he got a mate to drive him around all the Scottish whiskey distilleries. I think it's called wild spirit.
My favorite part is the beginning when he sells the idea to his publisher. They agree. And he can't believe his luck.
Well, I do know if *your* still is tall enough, one distill is definitely not going to be enough for me.
I am currently re-reading "Raw Spirit" in anticipation of the two weeks that I will soon be spending in Scotland. I've never read any of Banks' fiction, but I really enjoy his writing on this topic.
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Yeah yeah. Yours is bigger than mine.
I used to reset. This is the first time I've such around. She should be smiling
Ear to ear.
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Well, you're very close now. I certainly hope the 20,000th post will be on this thread.
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See what I mean?
Just encourages you.
Naked, now there's a thought. Who should I get naked with?
I think a team photo is called for... you all send me your nudes, and I’ll superimpose into one shot and I promise I won’t edit in a very silly way
OP - you have to be in the team shot
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My indoor picnic will be in the deepest, darkest midlands while I watch An Art Lover’s guide on iPlayer. It’s an episode in Lisbon, I’ve never been and am looking forward to seeing what’s there, while I munch on good bread, cheese and wine...
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I love the term exquisitely curvy, I should adopt your thinking - I normally describe myself as too-curvy, which is kinda true and not likely to change any time soon as last night I finished my evening meal with a doughnut. A vegan rose and pistachio doughnut... I normally skip pud, my greed tends to focus on savoury not sweet but I couldn’t resist the sound of a rose and pistachio doughnut...
Slightly random share...
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Raw Spirit ! thank you. I like his Iain M Bank stuff (science fiction) no read Iain Banks stuff.
and don't knock it till you've tried it! (it's called science - tall still = all the goodness is one hit)
you going to Scotland, I'd recommend picking one Island (Mull or Skye) and spending a couple of days there, plenty of peaty whiskey on Skye.
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Ear to ear.
seriously between my hands, tongue and cock you'll have no complaints (HEY did he just say cock - so uncouth) yes my still is big enough
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Well, you're very close now. I certainly hope the 20,000th post will be on this thread.
2 off, he's milking it...
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I think a team photo is called for... you all send me your nudes, and I’ll superimpose into one shot and I promise I won’t edit in a very silly way
OP - you have to be in the team shot
you have all my nudes don't you?
TEAM PHOTO - yeay !!!
Team life drawing class would be more fun!
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Will 20,001 do? I blew my 20,000th post elsewhere, lol.Well, you're very close now. I certainly hope the 20,000th post will be on this thread.
Also it took me two seconds of reading your signature to guess you were a woman, you know not to brag that I am more observant than Ruth or anything.
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Will 20,001 do? I blew my 20,000th post elsewhere, lol.
Also it took me two seconds of reading your signature to guess you were a woman, you know not to brag that I am more observant than Ruth or anything.
Was going to try taking the piss.
That's not what I'd call blowing a post big man.
However.
He's got bigger dick than me (according to the ladies)
And he's more observant
Another drink bar keep
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What do you mean thats not what you call blowing a post?
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