Mmm, I'll take this for my birthday...
... and this for Valentine's Day. Just for kicks, I'd make him grow said rose himself too.
If I had a dick I would be shoving all kinds of things down my piss hole. I've tried catheterisation on myself and it just didn't feel like much-- all of those nerves are in my clit, not wrapped around my urethra.
What I'd give for a day with a dick (plus the upstairs junk that goes with it). This would be one of the first things I'd do with it. Then I think I'd dance naked just to feel it jiggle.
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