phantom4533
eh … fuck it.
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- Mar 29, 2010
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Made tacos using ground camel. I’d buy it again.
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Made tacos using ground camel. I’d buy it again.
Next time, try Lucky Strike?
I hope my hair returns
I have quit hoping for my hair to come back.
You really dont want it on your back, do you?
Do you think my wife would let it get that long?
Dear Nancy:
My love-sex-food-shopping-porn addiction is really bad today, and you assholes stole my Sephora box, so, obviously, I need to discuss this in detail with my therapist right away. I’m sure you understand. Personally, I think you should fire me immediately because I truly, deeply hate every last one of you lying LIARS, but you’ll probably just say mean things about me behind my back and give me a $2000 bonus. Whatever. Carry on.
P.S. Love the pants.
Maybe I should find employment with bonus payments
Bonuses are not a given at my workplace. It's an actual bonus, if it's unexpected.
I count myself lucky to get a paycheck most weeks.
I never see mine, but I understand it hits the bank account every two weeks.
I hear ya. It certainly feels like that most weeks. Makes one wonder the point of it all.
Then I remember boobs.