The Isolated Blurt Thread II

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Next time, try Lucky Strike?

Is that rattlesnake?
 
Continuing a week of eating food not usually served in New England we are devouring bacon-wrapped alligator bites.
 
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Dear Nancy:

My love-sex-food-shopping-porn addiction is really bad today, and you assholes stole my Sephora box, so, obviously, I need to discuss this in detail with my therapist right away. I’m sure you understand. Personally, I think you should fire me immediately because I truly, deeply hate every last one of you lying LIARS, but you’ll probably just say mean things about me behind my back and give me a $2000 bonus. Whatever. Carry on.

P.S. Love the pants.
 
Dear Nancy:

My love-sex-food-shopping-porn addiction is really bad today, and you assholes stole my Sephora box, so, obviously, I need to discuss this in detail with my therapist right away. I’m sure you understand. Personally, I think you should fire me immediately because I truly, deeply hate every last one of you lying LIARS, but you’ll probably just say mean things about me behind my back and give me a $2000 bonus. Whatever. Carry on.

P.S. Love the pants.

Always quit after bonuses are passed out, unless you don't want that extra $2k.
 
I never see mine, but I understand it hits the bank account every two weeks.

I hear ya. It certainly feels like that most weeks. Makes one wonder the point of it all.

Then I remember boobs.
 
I'm all in this week with both FanDuel and DraftKings. Both accounts are drained to $0
 
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