Captainnumnuts
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They keep saying I'm the Lancaster dude. I looked him up and our styles aren't the same, personalities don't seem the same, nothing. I don't care, think it's cute how people fret over that shit.
They keep saying I'm the Lancaster dude. I looked him up and our styles aren't the same, personalities don't seem the same, nothing. I don't care, think it's cute how people fret over that shit.
I wish I had the part of the brain that doesn’t care what people think. I care. I *always* care.
My ex called me a great fuck last night. As in, “Of course NewGuy likes you, you’re a great fuck.”
It wasn’t a compliment. I didn’t like it.
Now I spent most of the morning wondering why he holds me in such low regard.
He’s an asshole. People are assholes.
We should all stop listening to them.
Want me to beat the living shit out of him for you ?
I’m more of a shame him on an anonymous porn board kind of girl. But, thank you for the very generous offer.
Revenge is a waste of time.
Of course it is. It's being infatuated with the past instead of embracing the future.
And giving it power over your present.
The best place to ski, is where you're skiing right now.
well... unless one doesn't ski.
How about those nordic skate thingies? I think I could groove on those.
There's always The Avenger's Handbook.
Nordic skis, nordic skates, I have them both. I have but one pair of nordic skates and a buncha pairs of nordic skis. Nordic skating is basically speedskating with nordic ski boots on. Poles are often used when skating backcountry. The blades are flat ground. You can go pretty fast. But, if you fall, the ice is harder than the snow.
I'm not that graceful when it comes to that kind of stuff. I'd prefer a nice leisurely pace where I'm not racing around or having to worry about falling on my nose (or butt) on the ice.
You're making me want to go build a snowman instead and then have a nice cup of hot cocoa.