Teaching sex

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There is a popular video series going around "Moms teach sex" where they end up with a threesome with mom, daughter and daughter's BF. As porn set ups go, not bad.

Obviously, parents should teach their kids about sex, and shouldn't get into threesomes with their kid. But I was thinking about 'learning' sex from a porn star, who might have some way-out ideas on sex. So let's change the set up to:

Old Ms Haversome gets ill and can no longer be the House mom for the 6 freshman girls in the 1980's college house. The college quickly recruits young Ms Hottie to substitute. Ms Hottie thinks of it as more of an extended 'girls night' and gets to know the girls. The girls are extremely repressed and start begging her for sex information, which old Ms H would forbid. The problem is Ms Hottie is way out there sexually and gives comically bad advice...like what?

So, girls, um, when you, uh, have sex, the guy has to tie you up...

So, girls, um, when you, uh, have sex, the guy has to finish on your face...

others?
 
There is a popular video series going around "Moms teach sex" where they end up with a threesome with mom, daughter and daughter's BF. As porn set ups go, not bad.

Obviously, parents should teach their kids about sex, and shouldn't get into threesomes with their kid. But I was thinking about 'learning' sex from a porn star, who might have some way-out ideas on sex. So let's change the set up to:

Old Ms Haversome gets ill and can no longer be the House mom for the 6 freshman girls in the 1980's college house. The college quickly recruits young Ms Hottie to substitute. Ms Hottie thinks of it as more of an extended 'girls night' and gets to know the girls. The girls are extremely repressed and start begging her for sex information, which old Ms H would forbid. The problem is Ms Hottie is way out there sexually and gives comically bad advice...like what?

So, girls, um, when you, uh, have sex, the guy has to tie you up...

So, girls, um, when you, uh, have sex, the guy has to finish on your face...

others?

sounds like an X rated "House Bunny"
 
What if it was an actual college? And it's purpose is to teach virgin and inexperised young men and women the wonderful pleasures of sex?

Because the college would probably give actual good advice. i was more thinking along the lines of thinking you're getting advice from a respected member of the community, but she's a freak in the sheets and give freaky advice.
 
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