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Can we maybe call welts "flags"?
Don't you think I'd let you call them whatever you wanted (except abuse!) if I got to put them there?
Don't you know I'm a very patient man, and like to wait 20-30 seconds between strokes of the cane?Do you really think you would have the patience to let me name each and every one?
How many do you think would be named "Owwie!" or "Yeowch!" or "Ohfuck!"?Don't you think you could name them at the same time as he applies them?
Would you like to find out how creative you might be in that situation?I wonder what kind of interesting names you could come up with? Maybe Lickety-Split? Or Scarlett?
Do you think if one were called Honey Boo Boo the time between strokes might change to 0.2-0.3 seconds?Do you think there would be one called Honey Boo Boo?
Can we maybe call welts "flags"?
Don't you think I'd let you call them whatever you wanted (except abuse!) if I got to put them there?
Don't you know I'm a very patient man, and like to wait 20-30 seconds between strokes of the cane?Do you really think you would have the patience to let me name each and every one?
How many do you think would be named "Owwie!" or "Yeowch!" or "Ohfuck!"?Don't you think you could name them at the same time as he applies them?
Would you like to find out how creative you might be in that situation?I wonder what kind of interesting names you could come up with? Maybe Lickety-Split? Or Scarlett?
Do you think if one were called Honey Boo Boo the time between strokes might change to 0.2-0.3 seconds?Do you think there would be one called Honey Boo Boo?
Can we maybe call welts "flags"?
Don't you think I'd let you call them whatever you wanted (except abuse!) if I got to put them there?
Don't you know I'm a very patient man, and like to wait 20-30 seconds between strokes of the cane?Do you really think you would have the patience to let me name each and every one?
How many do you think would be named "Owwie!" or "Yeowch!" or "Ohfuck!"?Don't you think you could name them at the same time as he applies them?
Would you like to find out how creative you might be in that situation?I wonder what kind of interesting names you could come up with? Maybe Lickety-Split? Or Scarlett?
Do you think if one were called Honey Boo Boo the time between strokes might change to 0.2-0.3 seconds?Do you think there would be one called Honey Boo Boo?