DG Hear
My Friend Kipper
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2005
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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.
A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"
I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"
A pimp.
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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.
A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"
I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"