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I was right in midstroke when her cat calmly walked across her chest.
Great stuff. Do tell more.Oh man, I'm afraid if I start on this topic I might not stop.
Let's see:
Once, while going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of a boyfriend's car, he managed to pull some sort of hip swivel that had me kick out my leg, WITH the high heel still on, and I busted out his rear window. Lesson learned from this experience: don't put two 6 foot plus people in the back seat of a car and expect to have legs fit.
One boyfriend thought it would be greatly romantic to buy some fantastic satin sheets (which were gorgeous) and then proceed to throw me on to the bed where I promptly slid off the side and whacked my head on the night stand. Lesson learned here: No more satin sheets and smooth skin.
I've been caught a few times buck naked in a park, unfortunately it was the SAME park, and the SAME police officer, and I was underage every time. Dammit. The only thing worse was having the father of one of the guys ask us "So, did you two have fun tonight because I heard your names come across the police scanner." Doy. Lesson learned: no more nakedness in the park.
I have so many more, but that's enough for now.
Oh man, I'm afraid if I start on this topic I might not stop.
Let's see:
Once, while going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of a boyfriend's car, he managed to pull some sort of hip swivel that had me kick out my leg, WITH the high heel still on, and I busted out his rear window. Lesson learned from this experience: don't put two 6 foot plus people in the back seat of a car and expect to have legs fit.
One boyfriend thought it would be greatly romantic to buy some fantastic satin sheets (which were gorgeous) and then proceed to throw me on to the bed where I promptly slid off the side and whacked my head on the night stand. Lesson learned here: No more satin sheets and smooth skin.
I've been caught a few times buck naked in a park, unfortunately it was the SAME park, and the SAME police officer, and I was underage every time. Dammit. The only thing worse was having the father of one of the guys ask us "So, did you two have fun tonight because I heard your names come across the police scanner." Doy. Lesson learned: no more nakedness in the park.
I have so many more, but that's enough for now.