Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

thepenisinmymouth








Did you read "the pen is in my mouth"?






The fuck you did...
 
I had a sleep study done last night. They wired me up and checked for everything but erections, which I found disappointing.
 
Though I am horrifically late, especially by her time zone, I would like to wish the luminous, gorgeous inside and out, and just all around wonderful Rainshine, a happy happy birthday! :rose::heart::heart:

Please imagine a giant beautiful bouquet of peonies here, because I can’t get my mother fucking iPad to hotlink anything any more. Grrrrrrrrr.
 
I think I’d like to spend a year or so traveling around Italy, staying in little farmhouses and hill towns, cooking alongside nonnas in humble kitchens, and drinking wine in wee gardens with low stone walls and olive trees.
 
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