Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

tnman03 said:
Hmm. So it’s true is it, the British are cumming? lol....Here's hoping all participates are as salaciously funny and interactive as proper playgrounders should be.

Hey hey, metal balls! It'll probably be burnt to the ground in less than 24 hours but fuck it, I like a good blaze.

coachdb18 said:
Yeah, can't convince Canadians to use English either... or should I say American? It's all so confusing!
SaveTheVowels.com

Haha! I'm only pointing it out cos he wants me to prep him for his visit over here.

iLackBrainCells said:
Now bloody wait a minute!! All these people coming in have not paid me yet! Flouting the rules.

Bloody wankers.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

coachdb18 said:
Colonials everywhere you look, and we're like that, just walk right in and take a chair... and a glass, a plate, the silverware....

I know! You've even nicked all my clothes.

I've just realised I'm stood here in just my love-heart underwear.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Bloody wankers.

Sorry. I'll stop.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

barefootgirl69 said:
Perv

I'll send him pics of a reindeer boobs. .. seems to be the new thing...
(Won't be MY reindeer, but. .. hey *shrugs*)

Okay, I'm outta here. I'm glad to find your thread and hope you have a great evening!

Ha! Catch you later, you sexy moose jugs

PapaRomantic said:
I am not worthy.......

You really aren't. No-one is. I'm making such sacrifices allowing this. You should all send me dick pics as a thank you. You, Papa, should send me balls too.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
Sorry. I'll stop.

Stop?? Did I say stop??? Did I?!

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Stop?? Did I say stop??? Did I?!

Well no but that's the trouble. I have friction burns.

13Fantasies · Dec 5, 2017

-Walks in, spanks Tal hard on the ass, and leaves-

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
Well no but that's the trouble. I have friction burns.

DID I SAY STOP?

Nowt like burning a bit of wood.

Shit. This is how the thread's going to burn down, isn't it.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

13Fantasies said:
-Walks in, spanks Tal hard on the ass, and leaves-

Phwoar

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

13Fantasies said:
-Walks in, spanks Tal hard on the ass, and leaves-

You still have to pay the entry fee.

Tallulah82 said:
DID I SAY STOP?

Nowt like burning a bit of wood.

Shit. This is how the thread's going to burn down, isn't it.

I'm going to be an arsonist by simply being forced to masturbate.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
You still have to pay the entry fee.

I'm going to be an arsonist by simply being forced to masturbate.

Look. I'm an automatic pimp by trying to get you some free titties. So yeah. You can wank to them. That's a sign of respect, that is. Show the wimmins some respect!

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Look. I'm an automatic pimp by trying to get you some free titties. So yeah. You can wank to them. That's a sign of respect, that is. Show the wimmins some respect!

But where are yours?!

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
But where are yours?!

uhm

uhm

uhm...

oooh, look! Crunchie!

sultan_sd · Dec 5, 2017

Wow! Congrats on your new thread! I am so happy for you.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
uhm

uhm

uhm...

oooh, look! Crunchie!

I'm not that easily distract...Oooh look! A cloud shaped like a cock.

I think we've scared everyone off.

coachdb18 · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha! I'm only pointing it out cos he wants me to prep him for his visit over here.

I've been to the UK many times, and found that just eliminating the extra vowels in my head helps with your spelling confusion, but NOTHING can make right driving on the LEFT! It's just BACKWARDS...

I mean, even when I fly, the PILOT sits in the LEFT seat... ugggh

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

sultan_sd said:
Wow! Congrats on your new thread! I am so happy for you.

Thank you! It was hard work. 14 fucking hours labour. Needed a blood transfusion and 8 stitches, but she was worth it. :heart:

The hardest part was naming her. I almost chose "Gobshiting wankers" but thought it might be a bit too hippy-dippy and that it would get picked on in the playground when it's older. Sigh. It's so difficult being responsible in this day and age.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
I'm not that easily distract...Oooh look! A cloud shaped like a cock.

I think we've scared everyone off.

Meh. They'll be back when they've drank enough alcohol.

coachdb18 said:
I've been to the UK many times, and found that just eliminating the extra vowels in my head helps with your spelling confusion, but NOTHING can make right driving on the LEFT! It's just BACKWARDS...

Haha, I've never driven in another country, but i can imagine it's scary. I think our narrower roads must also make an impact on the nerves too.

coachdb18 · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha, I've never driven in another country, but i can imagine it's scary. I think our narrower roads must also make an impact on the nerves too.

Actually managed it pretty well... until I came to a DOUBLE roundabout.... ended up on the right side of the road, true to my nature, with some foul fingers until I went back to the 'dark' side!

13Fantasies · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Phwoar

Glad you liked it. :devil:

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

coachdb18 said:
Actually managed it pretty well... until I came to a DOUBLE roundabout.... ended up on the right side of the road, true to my nature, with some foul fingers until I went back to the 'dark' side!

LOL! Oh man, I'm just relieved you never ended up going down the wrong way of a motorway

Those damned double roundabouts are a bitch. But there are worse ones here. More than two. Fortunately they're rare.

13Fantasies said:
Glad you liked it.

Damned right I did. :kiss:

knowhow7890 · Dec 5, 2017

coachdb18 said:
Actually managed it pretty well... until I came to a DOUBLE roundabout.... ended up on the right side of the road, true to my nature, with some foul fingers until I went back to the 'dark' side!

There's a roundabout in Swindon that would scare anyone. First time I passed through I actually didn't realise what was going on and went straight through (it was dark and no one around). There are few other reasons to visit Swindon (apologies to anyone from there).

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

knowhow7890 said:
There's a roundabout in Swindon that would scare anyone. First time I passed through I actually didn't realise what was going on and went straight through (it was dark and no one around). There are few other reasons to visit Swindon (apologies to anyone from there).

That's the one I was thinking of but couldn't remember the location.

LostGirlTink · Dec 5, 2017

*Shows up and sprinkles glitter all over everything*

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

LostGirlTink said:
*Shows up and sprinkles glitter all over everything*

Hey sweets

Thank you! It's already smelling a bit ball-sacky in here. Not that I'm complaining. Sparkly ball-sacs are good

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