Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

LanguageOfLove said:

He wraps his presents with gum wrappers all taped together, it takes an awful long time to wrap presents that way...lol

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Matt_Next_Door said:

She pushes the sales of tootsie rolls on unsuspecting litsters to increase her profits in her candy stock.

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LanguageOfLove said:

Being Santa this year, he wants to use the Sleigh to go to Disney World, instead of delivering presents this year...Sorry kids

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LadyJS said:

She suffers from Keriophobia.

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PapaRomantic said:

She was furious with Santa because she wasn't at the top of his "naughty" list.

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LanguageOfLove said:

He is in charge of the Christmas Carolers this year, and has decided to sing the songs in the style of Michael Jackson...it will be a King of Pop Christmas Carol

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PapaRomantic said:

Christmas will be a thriller!

Has been disappointed for several years because Alvin and the Chipmunks haven't recorded their own special version of "The Little Drummer Boy."

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LanguageOfLove said:

lol

He is thrilled that this year the elves are letting him help make the toys this year...I think we should all be careful how we open our presents...lol

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PapaRomantic said:

When she found out there was no Santa, she cried for a week....she remembers it like it was just last year she found out.....because it was just last year!

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BlackCaramelCreme said:

Found out his brisket was made with Bambi meat. Has been distraught ever since.

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ADesirousKitten said:

Attempts to sail a boat made of horsehair and sillyputty across Lake Superior every summer, just because it can be done. Except it can't.

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PapaRomantic said:

All she wants for Christmas is a Greatest Hits album from William Shatner.

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BlackCaramelCreme said:

Has dreams of a physical nature with the late Phyllis Diller... would've loved being her rope bunny...

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LanguageOfLove said:

She is currently trying to teach her pet doggy to get her coffee in the morning, but isn't having any luck, so far its just ice cream...lol

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PapaRomantic said:

She'll believe in "Christmas miracles" when it snows on the island!

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Taegul said:

He now has 13 locations open in his Women-only clothing-optional gymnasium chain.

My hero...

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LanguageOfLove said:

His next AV pic will be Flowers and Butterflies

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Pantyboy74 said:

She came 3rd in the miss island competition, there were only 4 competitors

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LanguageOfLove said:

But the other two had chicken pox, making me the winner, I get a free cruise for two around the world....Oh shoot, this is not the island thread! lol

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Pantyboy74 said:

Caught giving other contestants spiked food.

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LanguageOfLove said:

He got caught trying to steal the contestants panties, but when he tried it on, he posed and actually won the contest..lol

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ydahecnot said:

Her "language of love": braille

The 74 in his name represents the total in his Hello Kitty collection

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