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boomslanger said:
Dude you are ugly and have no teeth ! you may be able to fix your teeth but you cant do anything about your face and will remain a redneck. At worst I hope to find a girl who will not find 7" inadequate. While girls are more forgiving and sensetive about peoples feelings Guys are not, specially to other guys,especially to an open mouth retard redneck dribbling spit and displaying a four inch pee pipe as a sex organ to a dude.. so pipe down, play with yourself or try one of the many techniques you suggested or new ones as it is likely you may have tried 'em and they dont work...
cheers,
Boom
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...girls are more forgiving?

Have you met one?

Just get a binky:

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Size issues are important to some people. Use issues are important to everyone.
 
Pookie said:
It's obvious that you have penile cancer. No girl wants a dude with penile cancer. Three inches of cock and four inches of cancer. You can't satisfy a girl with a dodger todger.
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But if your nose has a unique shape, we can work with that.
 
a few things

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.
Get better at sex.
Find better sex partners.
Learn to use your hands and tongue.
 
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
 
He could at least lie on his hand for a few minutes to give himself a ghost wank.
 
boomslanger said:
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
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You are looking to procreate?

Jesus. If ever there were a case for eugenics...
 
boomslanger said:
Dude you are ugly and have no teeth ! you may be able to fix your teeth but you cant do anything about your face and will remain a redneck. At worst I hope to find a girl who will not find 7" inadequate. While girls are more forgiving and sensetive about peoples feelings Guys are not, specially to other guys,especially to an open mouth retard redneck dribbling spit and displaying a four inch pee pipe as a sex organ to a dude.. so pipe down, play with yourself or try one of the many techniques you suggested or new ones as it is likely you may have tried 'em and they dont work...
cheers,
Boom
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I don't need any techniques for my penis, and why are you worried about how other guys are sensitive about your feelings? We don't judge. I'm the one using fulle sentences with correct spelling and grammar, and you're calling me a retard bro?

Stew
 
boomslanger said:
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
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Someone from DARPA should know that procreation is a basic function that belongs to all life.
 
boomslanger said:
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
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I just need to quote this.

Holy fuck, this is awesome.
 
boomslanger said:
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
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As a scientist you should know how to do research better than you appear to.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

I think you are looking for women to give you positive attention for your accident of birth even though that seems all you have to offer sexually.
 
boomslanger said:
Dude, Stop hiding behind tits and clits. For your information the first lady was a collegue who has known and flirted with me for years. Secondly I tend to respect and treat women very nicley and grandly and do not always think of laying them> I can do that cause I am not a dead beat, broke and boring pretender like you (I have read all your posts and the remarks they have elicited from others) I must be having some brains in my head as I am a scientist at DARPA and have considered many alternatives before trying to get the real popular opinion about lengths in an adult forum where atleast some people may have experienced sex and kno what I am talking about. Go play with yourself dude (have sex) and leave higher functions like procreation to those who know a thing or two abouut it eh?
cheers,
Boom
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You suck at higher functions. How do i know this? Because you have a tiny dick and are here asking us about it.
 
glynndah said:
He's a robot and this is a Turing test, Litsters.
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It's very tricky to teach a computer to throw people off by bad spelling, font changes and colors.

This is why the Turing test is now irrelevant.

We need actual intelligence.
 
Pookie said:
I think he is stuck with using his hand.
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Dude are you in some kinda hormon therapy to change into a woman? you've grown itty bitty tits, dude! congrats if you are giong trans-gender though..

How assumptious everyone is and obliviously living in their garden universes. SO many of you allege that I am not a good lover so I have a problem with my penis. How do you know? any of the women here ever given me their cunts for me to show that I am bad at lovemaking?I was taller stronger than any dude in school or college and had no problems in getting women or keeping them mentally or physically happy. I usually have had long relationships with women and had a steady girlfriend before I went to kabul and caught a random high caliber bullet in my vest and suffered a heart infraction and a massive clot in my heart. Having the clot was like playing Russian Roulette every day with the possibility of Brain clots, Pulmonary edema and a host of other death scenarios. My girl friend just could not take it and had a nervous break down and went back home to Austraiia and ater several months of heparin/warfarin treatment i was able to go back to work. And a month later my colleague took me home 'cause I was always looking glum. That a sensible and kind woman like her would at all remark about anything at all was surprising and having read books, looked it up in sites both serious and frivlous, I found some info that size does matter and when someone told me about this site I thought I might get somereal sensible advice/info from "adult users"but then this is a site for porn and dysfunctional individuals DesEsseintes, Chillypepper2,Stewart_Pidd who do not have a sex life come here to find horny stories and pictures for their weekly masturbation.. so grind away dudes, I am too hard core to scare away. I shall await a sensible reply. insults and sarcasm is like so much water on a duck's back. and you gotsta have a load of confidence to walk from the Iraq-Syria border into Afganistan over the course of weeks and be in bloody good physical condition too. I dont do that kind of stuff anymore though...
cheers.
Boom
 
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boomslanger said:
Dude are you in some kinda hormon therapy to change into a woman? you've grown itty bitty tits, dude! congrats if you are giong trans-gender though..

How assumptious everyone is and obliviously living in their garden ubiverses. SO many of you allege that I am not a good lover so I have a problem with my penis. How do you know? any of the women here ever given me their cunts for me to show that I am bad at lovemaking?I was taller stronger than any dude in school or college and had no problems in getting women or keeping them mentally or physically happy. I usually have had long relationships with women and had a steady girlfriend before I went to kabul and caught a random high caliber bullet in my vest and suffered a heart infraction and a massive clot in my heart. Having the clot was like playing Russian Roulette every day with the possibility of Brain clots, Pulmonary edema and a host of other death scenarios. My girl friend just could not take it and had a nervous break down and went back home to Austraiia and ater several months of heparin/warfarin treatment i was able to go back to work. And a month later my colleague took me home 'cause I was always looking glum. That a sensible and kind woman like her would at all remark about anything at all was surprising and having read books, looked it up in sites both serious and frivlous, I found some info that size does matter and when someone told me about this site I thought I might get somereal sensible advice/info from "adult users"but then this is a site for porn and dysfunctional individuals DesEsseintes, Chillypepper2,Stewart_Pidd who do not have a sex life come here to find horny stories and pictures for their weekly masturbation.. so grind away dudes, I am too hard core to scare away. I shall await a sensible reply. insults and sarcasm is like so much water on a duck's back. and you gotsta have a load of confidence to walk from the Iraq-Syria border into Afganistan over the course of weeks and be in bloody good physical condition too. I dont do that kind of stuff anymore though...
cheers.
Boom
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Heart infraction. Heh.

Do you also have prostrate cancer?

Weekly masturbation?

WEEKLY?

Who does that?
 
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