The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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TheeGoatPig
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_Lynn_
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Fixed (for my situation at least).
Do tell.
TheeGoatPig
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I thought I had told many many times. I have had sex once int he last fourteen years. One two dates in that time as well. I don't know how to attract the opposite sex, and lately I don't even feel like I have any qualities that anyone would want in a partner. Finding a special someone seems hopeless, and I don't see any light at the end of the tunnel.
blerg.
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Well that part, but I thought -- okay it's early -- I read it as you fixed the NOT having it for the decade. As in, you just had sex recently or something.
(going back to my cave now.)
YoursSINSerely
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I'm running out of excuses.
You are a nice young man,got it?There are many nice women here on Lit.
Put an ad in the personals.Who knows,maybe you find her here.
It's soon 1 year for me.
YoursSINSerely
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I've been trying to figure out if I miss John, or I miss sex. I'm starting to think it's the latter.
TheeGoatPig
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I've been trying to figure out if I miss John, or I miss sex. I'm starting to think it's the latter.
I miss my first girlfriend, I don't miss my last sex partner, but I do miss sex.
Munachi
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i miss my bf, and i miss sex with my bf. other sex, i don't really miss. hmwell, the time before christmas seems to be too busy to manage to visit each other much, but i hope to still manage to visit him at least for a couple of days this month.
YoursSINSerely
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Not even sure if I want to any more. How bad is that?
euterpe410
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Probably not today.
But I won't make a big deal out of the fact that I've had a regular source (is that a good description--not sure he'd care for it, LOL) for over twenty years
Why do I feel a bit guilty about that right now??
But I won't make a big deal out of the fact that I've had a regular source (is that a good description--not sure he'd care for it, LOL) for over twenty years
Why do I feel a bit guilty about that right now??
goodgreeneyes
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Sitting down here with my popcorn, just another day in the life.
YoursSINSerely
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goodgreeneyes
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Lance, use it or lose it.......just saying.
Kind of like riding a bike GGE. When I get a chance to be with a woman, the first few pedals might be shaky, but it's all good from there.
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Neither did I.
OnlyByMoonlight
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I haven't gotten laid in almost... 5 years! :O
YoursSINSerely
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I figured I'd sign up for this thread before the day is ended, cuz nothing is going to happen between now and midnight. God forbid I should lose my spot in here.
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