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Old 12-12-2012, 11:00 AM   #26
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In all seriousness, I think that as long as your masturbation sessions don't take up as much time as a part-time job (like this dude), you're fine.
Yes, but does that guy have what it takes to be a champion?
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:04 AM   #27
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Yes, but does that guy have what it takes to be a champion?
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A real female, of course, smells, is dirty…
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:13 AM   #28
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Where the hell did you come up with THAT quote? LOL

The mark of a true champion is perseverance, even in the crotch of adversity, even if it tastes funny!


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Old 12-12-2012, 11:32 AM   #29
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"Crotch of Adversity" is now my second-favorite band name.
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