Satire

Wanting to write a satirical thing with all the stereotypes in it. The woman starts off as some deplorable geeky looking stick, and(where yall come in) then she somehow turns in to some big breasted leggy, fat assed, sultry lipped thing. For some reason(a curse or something...help me here) she attracts your ragtag of 20" dicked pizza boys and shit, and as the stigmatta goes; they fuck. In her home, the stockroom, her bosses desk, etcetera.

Maybe she actually wants a normal life but can't resist the temptation. I got the idea from a meme about an idea for an anime where a girl wants a normal life, so she avoids sitting in the back of the class, hanging out with the new student, or the cool kids, ignores strange noises and figures, returns mysterious packages and so fourth.

Maybe it's like a porn Truman Show.

JaxRhapsody said:

Wanting to write a satirical thing with all the stereotypes in it.

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I wrote a different sort of stereotype-satire, Randy Randy (The Pornomancer), about a pheromonally-enhanced couple who magnetically attract everyone but each other, and are therefore perfect together. You may suspect exactly which LIT author I satirize there.

The woman starts off as some deplorable geeky looking stick, and (where yall come in) then she somehow turns in to some big breasted leggy, fat assed, sultry lipped thing. For some reason (a curse or something...help me here) she attracts your ragtag of 20" dicked pizza boys and shit, and as the stigmatta goes; they fuck.

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Your first challenge is to transform Twiggy into Beyoncé. I recommend a hearty diet of protein, steroids, and secret chems combined with intensive gym work, mentored by a lipstick dyke who is heartbroken when Twig moves on to hairier pastures.

Her transformation of course turns her into a boy-magnet. Your next challenge is to justify her personality change from reclusive wallflower to full-scale slut. Did she read too much self-help pr0n? Maybe the chems affected her mind? Need she fight-off pizza boys, teamsters, her bosses (all genders), neighbors, superheroes, etc, or does she acquiesce and accommodate all cummers?

Backstory: Twig has viewed pr0n since she was young (report that without details because LIT rules) and has always wanted to be a slut but realized she lacked the body for it. She finds BeSlutty.Com and signs up for their online course in personal transformation. That leads her to the 'supplements' and the gym run by Big Suzi. The rest comes naturally.

SamScribble wrote a mildly satirical piece in Incest. It went over like a lead balloon. I enjoy them, but the sharks are circling.

I find that porn Truman Show idea interesting. Even without the crazy satire.

FantasyXY said:

I find that porn Truman Show idea interesting. Even without the crazy satire.

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We have to consider that the production company had to have a 18 year plan. How is Truman raised? Everyone fucking around him all the time so that is the normal for him? Is he is just taught that it is forbidden until he is 18, that way we get to see him loose his virginity to the cute brunette that lives next door?

Lets look at making it more "real," because plans never work out perfectly. Does he suffer from performance anxiety? Is he a minuteman to the extreme? Is the intent for straight porn, now it turns out that he is gay? Vice versa?

Is he given a vasectomy without his knowledge (as to what the surgery is for) to be sure he doesn't slip up and get an actress pregnant?

Jay321 said:

We have to consider that the production company had to have a 18 year plan. How is Truman raised? Everyone fucking around him all the time so that is the normal for him? Is he is just taught that it is forbidden until he is 18, that way we get to see him loose his virginity to the cute brunette that lives next door?

Lets look at making it more "real," because plans never work out perfectly. Does he suffer from performance anxiety? Is he a minuteman to the extreme? Is the intent for straight porn, now it turns out that he is gay? Vice versa?

Is he given a vasectomy without his knowledge (as to what the surgery is for) to be sure he doesn't slip up and get an actress pregnant?

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As he grows up, all of the actors and actresses know that he has a big dick. This ends up being a happy accident for the show's producer. Nearly every actress on the set wants to get fucked by Truman. Many are married outside of the show, but they figure they can get away with fucking Truman a play it off as being part of their job.

But alas. Truman has one true love. It's the daughter of the next door neighbors, who moved in recently. The actress that plays the daughter is a newlywed in real life, and is determined to honor her vows. In the show Truman tries to seduce her, and the show's producer practically orders her to have sex with him.

The young woman's real life husband gets a part on the show as one of Truman's new coworkers. He tries to set Truman up with all sorts of women who are into all kinds of kinky sex, hoping to keep Truman away from his real life wife... and so on...

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Oh, and here's idea that just popped into my head. The town that Truman lives in isn't that super clean happy place from the movie. Truman grows up in a trashy, seedy underworld sort of place with strip clubs, whore houses, junkies and glory holes. As he grows up he sees sex just about everywhere he turns, and everyone in town is a total slut. All of this pretty much turns Truman off.

Then Truman falls in love with the girl next door, who in real life is married and virtuous. Somehow she can't keep her virtuous side from showing through as she plays her part on the show, and that is what attracts Truman the most.

Because of the goodness he sees in her, Truman tires to make an honest woman out of her on the show, but by doing so turns her into a real life cheating slut.

Jay321 said:

SamScribble wrote a mildly satirical piece in Incest. It went over like a lead balloon. I enjoy them, but the sharks are circling.

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Probably because it was in Incest.

Hypoxia said:

I wrote a different sort of stereotype-satire, Randy Randy (The Pornomancer), about a pheromonally-enhanced couple who magnetically attract everyone but each other, and are therefore perfect together. You may suspect exactly which LIT author I satirize there.

Your first challenge is to transform Twiggy into Beyoncé. I recommend a hearty diet of protein, steroids, and secret chems combined with intensive gym work, mentored by a lipstick dyke who is heartbroken when Twig moves on to hairier pastures.

Her transformation of course turns her into a boy-magnet. Your next challenge is to justify her personality change from reclusive wallflower to full-scale slut. Did she read too much self-help pr0n? Maybe the chems affected her mind? Need she fight-off pizza boys, teamsters, her bosses (all genders), neighbors, superheroes, etc, or does she acquiesce and accommodate all cummers?

Backstory: Twig has viewed pr0n since she was young (report that without details because LIT rules) and has always wanted to be a slut but realized she lacked the body for it. She finds BeSlutty.Com and signs up for their online course in personal transformation. That leads her to the 'supplements' and the gym run by Big Suzi. The rest comes naturally.

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I'm not able to read a lot of stories, so I'm afraid not. Eventually I will be trying to read some of the regs stories.

Oh! What if it's a coma turned nightmare, like something about how she looked upset her, and as she crossed the street..bam a truck...she was mad or sad that she was not very hot..depressed for days...at a bar drinking? No dude picked her up, so she's wallowing in self pity yelling or crying to the sky why couldn't she be sexy and...bam...truck. She thinks she's fine, wakes up in a hospital, conversation with doctor and fucking ensues.

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Oh! What if it's a coma turned nightmare, like something about how she looked upset her, and as she crossed the street..bam a truck...she was mad or sad that she was not very hot..depressed for days...at a bar drinking? No dude picked her up, so she's wallowing in self pity yelling or crying to the sky why couldn't she be sexy and...bam...truck. She thinks she's fine, wakes up in a hospital, conversation with doctor and fucking ensues.

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Where is the satire here? Unless she awakens in a veterinary hospital because she turned into a dog or something. Now we're in the sardonic zone.

Hypoxia said:

Where is the satire here? Unless she awakens in a veterinary hospital because she turned into a dog or something. Now we're in the sardonic zone.

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You have a point. I'm just still working through the kinks.