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IhateClowns

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Come sit in my lap. What would you like for Christmas this year?

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A little tit for tat? My list is short this year Santa. I prefer to give rather than receive.
 
I don't need anything from the store. A week of sleep would be nice!
 
sks43 said:
How can a girl refuse, that? :rolleyes:

I already got what I wanted on Thanksgiving. :D so... new toys.
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HO HO HO, here you GOOOOO! This is the latest greatest sex toy made. Not only will it make you cum, but it will turn your vadge into the Lincoln Tunnel. I have never fucked a woman's baby cannon horizontally, soon the dream can become a reality

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jezzilee said:
A little tit for tat? My list is short this year Santa. I prefer to give rather than receive.
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Santa is always wanting a plate of cookies and milk. If that isn't available I will take mouth lovin on my north pole instead.
 
IhateClowns said:
Santa is always wanting a plate of cookies and milk. If that isn't available I will take mouth lovin on my north pole instead.
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As long as it's not so cold my tongue is gonna get stuck...I would hate to lose taste buds...maybe we should stick to the milk and cookies! Or a cock ring...tickle Mrs. claus's fancy!
 
IhateClowns said:
HO HO HO, here you GOOOOO! This is the latest greatest sex toy made. Not only will it make you cum, but it will turn your vadge into the Lincoln Tunnel. I have never fucked a woman's baby cannon horizontally, soon the dream can become a reality

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:eek:

At least it looks flexible. :rolleyes: and I keep thinking it's a really small gas can... maybe an old oil can?
 
sks43 said:
*nods*

Two presents in one... lube and toy. Santa is real!
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All you have to do is believe. Santa aims to please. That's why I am always jolly. Mrs. Claus is a real whorish old lady. Has a fetish for short people I can't wrap my mind around, but she puts up with my belly smacking her forehead, so who am I to complain.
 
IhateClowns said:
HO HO HO, here you GOOOOO! This is the latest greatest sex toy made. Not only will it make you cum, but it will turn your vadge into the Lincoln Tunnel. I have never fucked a woman's baby cannon horizontally, soon the dream can become a reality
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Please don't compare someone as beautiful and wonderful as pussy to the Lincoln Tunnel. That thing is it's down special place of hell.
 
:eek:

Noooooooooooooooooo

Ok, fine, he is real.... I just wanted him all to myself....
 
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