Three date rule?

Phelia · Nov 20, 2011

To choose an arbitrary number like that is silly and impractical.

I prefer to evaluate by:
(Total cost of date thus far)/(general enthusiasm in complimenting my attire and overall appearance) x (redolence of cologne choice) raised to a power of how much I feel like getting my fuck on.

After that, I compare to a baseline of a selected point on a curve that's been normalized against the average velocity at which I achieve orgasm calculated to include variables such as:
a) where I am in my ovulation cycle
b) am I wearing underwear right now?
c) biochemical compatibility
d) knowledge of obscure British humour

So really it's more like the 2.7 date rule (I do an HJ under the table on date #3).

Anyway, I'm sure this has been covered in a Cosmo somewhere.

HAL_9000 · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
(I do an HJ under the table on date #3).

Do you count # of strokes?

butters · Nov 20, 2011

Killswitch said:
Thanks but I'm not kidding! lol

Ya gotta get while the gettins good, I always say.

I figure if they are gonna go away disappointed why not go for the gusto and be really disappointed and let me get some!

hahahahaha

redheadedtxn · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
To choose an arbitrary number like that is silly and impractical.

I prefer to evaluate by:
(Total cost of date thus far)/(general enthusiasm in complimenting my attire and overall appearance) x (redolence of cologne choice) raised to a power of how much I feel like getting my fuck on.

After that, I compare to a baseline of a selected point on a curve that's been normalized against the average velocity at which I achieve orgasm calculated to include variables such as:
a) where I am in my ovulation cycle
b) am I wearing underwear right now?
c) biochemical compatibility
d) knowledge of obscure British humour

So really it's more like the 2.7 date rule (I do an HJ under the table on date #3).

Anyway, I'm sure this has been covered in a Cosmo somewhere.

~~awesome!~~

Sonny Limatina · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
To choose an arbitrary number like that is silly and impractical.

I prefer to evaluate by:
(Total cost of date thus far)/(general enthusiasm in complimenting my attire and overall appearance) x (redolence of cologne choice) raised to a power of how much I feel like getting my fuck on.

After that, I compare to a baseline of a selected point on a curve that's been normalized against the average velocity at which I achieve orgasm calculated to include variables such as:
a) where I am in my ovulation cycle
b) am I wearing underwear right now?
c) biochemical compatibility
d) knowledge of obscure British humour

So really it's more like the 2.7 date rule (I do an HJ under the table on date #3).

Anyway, I'm sure this has been covered in a Cosmo somewhere.

~~I do a handjob under the table on all my dates, but she usually doesn't know about it.~~

Phelia · Nov 20, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
awesome!

Math: it gets you laid (no it doesn't.)

How are you, lady?? Still breaking hearts in TX?

Sonny Limatina said:
I do a handjob under the table on all my dates, but she usually doesn't know about it.

I'd probably just assume you were really, really excited to hear about my weekend plans. Brunch with friends from work? Oooounngghhh fuckkkkkkkkk that's good

redheadedtxn · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
Math: it gets you laid (no it doesn't.)

How are you, lady?? Still breaking hearts in TX?

I'd probably just assume you were really, really excited to hear about my weekend plans. Brunch with friends from work? Oooounngghhh fuckkkkkkkkk that's good

Darlin, if I were any better, I'd be you.

Killswitch · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
To choose an arbitrary number like that is silly and impractical.

I prefer to evaluate by:
(Total cost of date thus far)/(general enthusiasm in complimenting my attire and overall appearance) x (redolence of cologne choice) raised to a power of how much I feel like getting my fuck on.

After that, I compare to a baseline of a selected point on a curve that's been normalized against the average velocity at which I achieve orgasm calculated to include variables such as:
a) where I am in my ovulation cycle
b) am I wearing underwear right now?
c) biochemical compatibility
d) knowledge of obscure British humour

So really it's more like the 2.7 date rule (I do an HJ under the table on date #3).

Anyway, I'm sure this has been covered in a Cosmo somewhere.

~~Ha! Funny stuff this.~~

bronzeage · Nov 20, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
So out of curiosity, how many dates do you go on with someone before you sleep with them? Heard someone say something last night about the "three date rule"...never heard of THAT before.

You've never heard of the 3 date rule? It's in every high school student hand book. After that, the rules don't apply.

richard_daily · Nov 20, 2011

Phelia said:
b) am I wearing underwear right now?

We both know this is a trick question... you're NEVER wearing underwear.

blunt_trauma · Nov 20, 2011

regular dating, it's usually a lot longer, like weeks/months. internet daying, if we've been talking for months/years then we might do it sooner.

fuck rules. i need it to feel right for me.

redheadedtxn · Nov 20, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
regular dating, it's usually a lot longer, like weeks/months. internet daying, if we've been talking for months/years then we might do it sooner.

fuck rules. i need it to feel right for me.

On an "internet date", who picks up the tab?

Phelia · Nov 20, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
Darlin, if I were any better, I'd be you.

Killswitch said:
Ha! Funny stuff this.

I liked your approach. Very scientific

richard_daily said:
We both know this is a trick question... you're NEVER wearing underwear.

It makes the math a little easier

redheadedtxn said:
On an "internet date", who picks up the tab?

My neighbours. Secure your wireless networks, people!

Very_Bad_Man · Nov 20, 2011

A can of corn always gets me laid on the first date.

HeyItsDani · Nov 20, 2011

SaintPeter said:
You will fuck and you will like it!

Oh yeah.

In your specific case, no.

butters · Nov 20, 2011

Very_Bad_Man said:
A can of corn always gets me laid on the first date.

do they aim it at your head and knock you out?

what?

whatttttttt?

:devil:

KRCummings · Nov 20, 2011

I haven't dated since 1993 so I'm not sure what today's rules are. Used to be the third date was about right but it wasn't set in stone. More of a guideline so as to make as few stupid mistakes as possible.

Powertone · Nov 20, 2011

I fucked my brother's girlfriend's room mate 2 hours after meeting her in their apartment after my bro and his gf left .
didn't cost a dime

Sonny Limatina · Nov 20, 2011

Powertone said:
I fucked my brother's girlfriend's room mate 2 hours after meeting her in their apartment after my bro and his gf left .
didn't cost a dime

It's sweet that she called her her dog her "roommate" like that.

Sonny Limatina · Nov 20, 2011

What's a third date?

redheadedtxn · Nov 20, 2011

Sonny Limatina said:
It's sweet that she called her her dog her "roommate" like that.

OMG...

IrezumiKiss · Nov 20, 2011

Sonny Limatina said:
It's sweet that she called her her dog her "roommate" like that.

redheadedtxn · Nov 20, 2011

IrezumiKiss said:

Wanna go on a 3rd date?

IrezumiKiss · Nov 20, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
Wanna go on a 3rd date?

You know a date with me would be like going on three dates at once. :devil:

Powertone · Nov 21, 2011

Sonny Imatrolla said:
It's sweet that she called her her dog her "roommate" like that.

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