phoenix1224
Sexy Beast
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My cock is so big that I have yet to find a woman that it can fit into. 
my cock is so big...
- Thread starter silverwhisper
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silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...i have to page it when i wanna have sex.
...it earns more than i do!
...he calls me his little buddy.
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...it earns more than i do!
...he calls me his little buddy.
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EJFan
Absolute Genius
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... it gets its own census form
... it receives mail in two different zip codes (three when erect)
... i have to drape it over my shoulder to keep it from dragging on the ground behind me
... the doctor used a chainsaw to do the circumcision
... some portion of it is in the sun, 24/7
... there are isolated monks in tibet praying to it while i sit on the east coast of the US
... it receives mail in two different zip codes (three when erect)
... i have to drape it over my shoulder to keep it from dragging on the ground behind me
... the doctor used a chainsaw to do the circumcision
... some portion of it is in the sun, 24/7
... there are isolated monks in tibet praying to it while i sit on the east coast of the US
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...it has its own gravity well.
...i've used it as a flotation device.
...periodically, i receive blood transfusions to get it up.
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...i've used it as a flotation device.
...periodically, i receive blood transfusions to get it up.
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KindaKinky
It's Been A Long Time…
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My cock is so big…
- It takes me two whole days just to get hard.
- It takes me three whole days to ejaculate
- terrorists were arrested for a plot concerning hijacking a plane and flying into it.
- Come to think of it it gives the phrase 'high-jacking' a new meaning!
- I could pleasure 72 virgins at one time!
TBKahuna123
Back in the Sunshine
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My cock is so big...
...It's considered by HIVES to be an invasive therapy for Shallow Vagina Syndrome.
...It's considered by HIVES to be an invasive therapy for Shallow Vagina Syndrome.
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...it can be seen from orbit.
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silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
TBKahuna123
Back in the Sunshine
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My cock is so big...
...I have to call for an appointment to jerk off.
...the head got singed by the latest round of solar flares.
...it was the best man at my wedding.
...it just got the gig as lead anchor on ESPN 8, "the ocho".
...I have to call for an appointment to jerk off.
...the head got singed by the latest round of solar flares.
...it was the best man at my wedding.
...it just got the gig as lead anchor on ESPN 8, "the ocho".
TBKahuna123
Back in the Sunshine
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No problem. I usually try to be a little more careful, but he found out jessica Simpson was back on the market and got a little overexcited. You know how it is.EJFan said:and i thought we were having an eclipse. thanks for clearing that up.
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...it contains multitudes!
yes, i'm shamelessly stealing from whitman.
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yes, i'm shamelessly stealing from whitman.
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silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...it's got two stars on the walk of fame.
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redrocketracer
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my cock is so big..
It has Latitudes and longitudes...
It has Latitudes and longitudes...
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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...it's sometimes a stand-in for the washington monument.
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phoenix1224
Sexy Beast
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...it has it's own gravitational pull.
