dearc
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I wonder if dwarves have normal size dicks or if that is short, too.
Why do you think one of them is named Grumpy?
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I wonder if dwarves have normal size dicks or if that is short, too.
Why do you think one of them is named Grumpy?
Because his mother had a warped sense of humour?
He probably grumbled when she tried to get him out of bed in the mornings, making her call him three times. Then said he didn't want to wear that particular school uniform, why couldn't she have carefully laundered and ironed another one. Shouted that he didn't like sausages, he wanted something else (not specified) for breakfast, even though the day before he had said he would like to have sausages not bacon sarnie, and had to be chastised all through breakfast in order to make sure he ate it in time to do his violin practice.
'Lo Sugar!
Ha ha ha
Hello, Honey
Now ... violin practice ... Do you think that Stéphane Grappelli's mother had difficulty in getting him to take up the bow on a regular basis?
I bet she did.
Piglet is actually making a reasonable sound these days - gasp of amazement! I was like, No no, please no! when she chose the violin.
She plays Boat to Inverie (nearly as nicely as this, LOL).
Nice clip, HP. Thanks. Isn't it funny how things have changed? Apart from being an early music video, it could also have doubled as a cigarette commercial. Mind you, probably better to go for a brand that was endorsed by 1453 British Doctors
I used to smoke Camels! I obviously am a Dr. Although after recently reading that Boris Johnson told Malaysian women they could get a good husband if they came to Britain to do a degree, I am wondering if I got the wrong idea in focussing so hard on my studies!
But when I could get hold of them, I smoked filterless Sullivan Powell sobranies .
Oh but I hated Camels. There was something about that 'toastie' taste of (of American fags) that got up my throat something cruel and that soft paper wrapping was no good at all; squashed pack or nothing!. Even the English-made ones were little better. And the metal tins for holding them were impossible to get, although I did manage to get one for Stuevessant.
Sobranie tobacco, however, is a different story. I only managed Sullivans once, but Balkan Sobranie were always a favourite, particularly the Black ones.
Personally, I prefer Ceclia Bartoli - although she's really a mezzo-soprano
I think I prefer a decent coloratura, me'self.
I prefer them indecent and off-colour.
I prefer them SWOLLEN, Hard and Wet.
Now you're talking, dahlink
for Maj.
Talking? How about some doing!
Do it. They told us not to do it, so do it.Do as I say, not as I do.
Do it. They told us not to do it, so do it.
Oh don't be silly; that's what THEY expect us to do!
But what do you expect, HP? They shoot horses, don't they?
Now you're talking, dahlink
for Maj.
I'm blowing you a sweet back, Naoko.
"Oh - where did it hit you?"