Mr. Bob Peale {This is meant to be a joke, please take that way.}

Mr. Bob Peale
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Bob Peale!

I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Bob Peale!

Help me.
Mr. Bob Peale!
Mr. Bob Peale!
Mr. Bob Peale!

(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)
It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!

Mr. Bob Peale, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Bob Peale!
Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?

Mr. Bob Peale!
Mr. Bob Peale!

(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. Bob Peale, Mr. Bob Peale.
Mr. Bob Peale, Mr. Bob Peale.
Mr. Bob Peale, Mr. Bob Peale.
Mr. Bob Peale, Mr. Bob Peale.

Make me buy a Garden Weasel!
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer!
(Call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. Bob Peale. I want it!
(Mr. Bob Peale.) Well, I need it!
(Mr. Bob Peale.) I got to got to got to have it!
Mr. Bob Peale!
Mr. Bob Peale!
Hey!

*sniff*

I don't know what to say...

Sorry I didn't mean to offend you, just star fishes paging you thread brought to memory the old Wierd Al song.

Todd said:

Sorry I didn't mean to offend you, just star fishes paging you thread brought to memory the old Wierd Al song.

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No offense Todd, honest.

You'll find I'm pretty mellow...life's too short to get my knickers in a knot (notwithstanding the fact that I don't think I have any, but that's another conversation)

ok, thats kool



btw, i don't need to know about yer knickers

Todd said:

btw, i don't need to know about yer knickers

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Hey, speak for yourself! I need to know about your knickers, Mr. Bob. I need to know about the knickers you don't have, too!

If you check out the Right here Right NOW thread...

Knickers?

I don't need no steenken' knickers!