Talk to the Munky

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

My apologies for hijacking threads to talk to Kat, Elli, Donald Trump and others.

So talk to me here, I guess.

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
My apologies for hijacking threads to talk to Kat, Elli, Donald Trump and others.

So talk to me here, I guess.

Hi darling! :kiss:

How's it hanging?

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

Kat73 said:
Hi darling!

How's it hanging?

Hanging would be the best description. As I've mentioned to you, anti-depressants aren't exactly like Viagra.

Miss you.

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
Hanging would be the best description. As I've mentioned to you, anti-depressants aren't exactly like Viagra.

Miss you.

Well true. Work is kind of the same thing to me. No sex. No sex drive in awhile.

Miss you more, darling. :kiss:

elli1 · Aug 24, 2014

*waves*

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

Kat73 said:
No sex drive in awhile.

Sheesh! That's End Times Apocalypse Rapture stuff.

Good thing I stashed some Krugerrands.

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
Sheesh! That's End Times Apocalypse Rapture stuff.

Good thing I stashed some Krugerrands.

Nah. It's just life. There's more to it, but you know, life!!

I have some 1990s shillings, wonder if they are worth anything?

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

elli1 said:
*waves*

*waves back*

Kiss me.

Thandi · Aug 24, 2014

I will forgive (we will see how long this lasts) as I am starting a new life shortly ...but I will not forget.

And those of you who are about to PM me asking why...because life's too short.

elli1 · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
*waves back*

Kiss me.

demanding, huh?

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

Thandi said:
I will forgive (we will see how long this lasts) as I am starting a new life shortly ...but I will not forget.

And those of you who are about to PM me asking why...because life's too short.

This is a surprise, sweetie. I hope that whatever you are embarking on will be rewarding to you. :rose:

Always a

for you.

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

Thandi said:
I will forgive (we will see how long this lasts) as I am starting a new life shortly ...but I will not forget.

And those of you who are about to PM me asking why...because life's too short.

Hugs pretty lady!!

Life is too short... Especially for crazy Lit stuff!

Thandi · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
This is a surprise, sweetie. I hope that whatever you are embarking on will be rewarding to you. Always a for you.

Thanks...now try not to be an asswipe ok?

Kat73 said:
Hugs pretty lady!!

Life is too short... Especially for crazy Lit stuff!

Thanks Kat! :rose:

Backdoor_Bella · Aug 24, 2014

I just awoke in the middle of the night from a dream where I was gonna commit hamstercide while my dad watched, but then I changed my mind and decided to let it eventually die of natural causes

what should I do?

elli1 · Aug 24, 2014

Backdoor_Bella said:
I just awoke in the middle of the night from a dream where I was gonna commit hamstercide while my dad watched, but then I changed my mind and decided to let it eventually die of natural causes

what should I do?

don't get a hamster

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

Thandi said:
Thanks...now try not to be an asswipe ok?

Okay.

Backdoor_Bella · Aug 24, 2014

elli1 said:
don't get a hamster

my hamster recently died and I'm still in mourning

I have a water-tight alibi

elli1 · Aug 24, 2014

Backdoor_Bella said:
my hamster recently died and I'm still in mourning

I have a water-tight alibi

then get a new one?

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

Backdoor_Bella said:
I just awoke in the middle of the night from a dream where I was gonna commit hamstercide while my dad watched, but then I changed my mind and decided to let it eventually die of natural causes

what should I do?

Backdoor_Bella said:
my hamster recently died and I'm still in mourning

I have a water-tight alibi

How do you feel about goldfish?

Backdoor_Bella · Aug 24, 2014

elli1 said:
then get a new one?

this is all you got?

I knew I should've just called Oprah

LusterMunky · Aug 24, 2014

Backdoor_Bella said:
I just awoke in the middle of the night from a dream where I was gonna commit hamstercide while my dad watched, but then I changed my mind and decided to let it eventually die of natural causes

what should I do?

If you're going to dream, dream about Wild Munky Sex. If a hamster sneaks into that dream I'd recommend getting a new vibrator.

elli1 · Aug 24, 2014

Backdoor_Bella said:
this is all you got?

I knew I should've just called Oprah

sorry, i'm really bad at comforting people

Kat73 · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
If you're going to dream, dream about Wild Munky Sex. If a hamster sneaks into that dream I'd recommend getting a new vibrator.

Perhaps a rabbit instead of a hampster? You know, with the wiggly ears and all. I like my multi speed one.

Backdoor_Bella · Aug 24, 2014

elli1 said:
sorry, i'm really bad at comforting people

you can start by offering me a warm beverage

Thandi · Aug 24, 2014

LusterMunky said:
Okay.

I've heard that from you many, many times.
Give it the best shot you have.

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