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AlliaPotestas said:
We are Maria, come back - I am still trying to find the OP (who is lovely btw) a playmate...

He has a lovely voice... Are you interested? If so I shall come up with some interview questions... there may be a panel :D:kiss:
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I'm in the queue of when the Playmates are dished out aren't I!
I'm on the panel aren't i?
There's a swim wear section isn't there?

FUCK. 10 bloody pages thus c*nt gets. Pissing Norma.

10 pages... 1 unicorn and some shit vol-en-vonts.
I don't even like vol-en-vonts
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Beneath that crusty shell is an even crustier interior. But enough about my home made Vol-en-vonts .... What about you!

(Shouting under his voice in a comedy stylie) SLAG
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must be nice to have the time to make that from scratch. Be sure to make the cream to fill it with at home, too.
 
where_is_RUTH said:
I'm in the queue of when the Playmates are dished out aren't I!
I'm on the panel aren't i?
There's a swim wear section isn't there?

FUCK. 10 bloody pages thus c*nt gets. Pissing Norma.

10 pages... 1 unicorn and some shit vol-en-vonts.
I don't even like vol-en-vonts
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I should have kept reading. No one wants shit vol en vont. That goes in a thread titled, "Hello from Berlin!"
 
AveryElle said:
I should have kept reading. No one wants shit vol en vont. That goes in a thread titled, "Hello from Berlin!"
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Hello from Berlin, and these are our scores!

But at least we have good beer, good sausages, and buxom serving wenches !

AND we don't have Brexit !

Politics alert
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Hello from Berlin, and these are our scores!

But at least we have good beer, good sausages, and buxom serving wenches !

AND we don't have Brexit !

Politics alert
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(yes, because Germany is without it's political problems, the Jew here ponders)
hhmmm....curious
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Everyone has to bring one vinyl! I've put up my 2... Ladies, come and chat to the OP and slow dance the night away?

(house of pain - jump around anyone?)
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My records aren't particularly dance worthy. Mostly drink in the dark, and try to ignore that Morrissey is a prick. Everything else is digital save a few 90s punk albums. All of which are likely warped
 
AveryElle said:
My records aren't particularly dance worthy. Mostly drink in the dark, and try to ignore that Morrissey is a prick. Everything else is digital save a few 90s punk albums. All of which are likely warped
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My records are also not particularly dance worthy and frankly neither am I... and I am not sure I have slow danced in my life. I vote for a curry instead...
 
Yay! I was a little worried you were faking your own demise for the insurance money.. and then”Maria” showed up... :cattail:
 
Vader's Fist I believe (Geeks of the World unite)

AveryElle said:
Whiskey. The answer is always that.
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Amen sister, and pass the ammunition

The_gladiator said:
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair...
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(taking a small bow) And, I th-hank yous !

AlliaPotestas said:
Yay! I was a little worried you were faking your own demise for the insurance money.. and then”Maria” showed up... :cattail:
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Does this make him 'The Canoe Man' ?

BritishGent1 said:
She strangely vanished soon after
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which brings me to my last point! If you young man are coughing to an ALT, then I promised you a hold can of Whoopie

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I GIVE YOU ELLA FITZZGERLAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROhJ1bu1hY
 
name that film?

and I have enough funky vinyl for "You, Me, EVERYBODY"

but currently I've just put the whole Incredible Bongo Band - Bongo Rock, on
 
I have a ton of music, but none of it is funky or on vinal... wonder what this says about me?
 
where_is_RUTH said:
That you're normal?
Just bring a favourite. You me might educate someone :)
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Yes, the land of the iPhone... the new normal. You know I looked at the amount of songs I've purchased from itunes once and actually asked myself, did I really give apple that much money?
 
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