Tio_Narratore
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The Three Tenors?
I'll see your tenners and raise you one basso profundo.
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No problem Tio..I can survive without Yewtube.
The Three Tenors?
I'll see your tenners and raise you one basso profundo.
I'll see your tenners and raise you one basso profundo.
I was expecting something along those lines..
Bass Strait
Old Man's Liver,
That Old Man's Liver,
It's quite cirrhotic,
Nearly necrotic,
but he keeps drinkin'
And rottin' his liver away.
(Tio Narratore )
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...
“The whole world is three drinks behind," Humphrey Bogart proclaimed in 1950. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”
Dietician: How much do you drink?
Tio Narratore: Not nearly enough.
Dietician:
Aren't liquid diets all the rage for their "cleansing" properties?
Besides alcohol has a distinguished history as a medicinal. Otherwise, all those Hollywood westerns would be inaccurate when they give the gunslinger with a bullet wound a slug of whiskey.
In Nelson's Navy it was a large tot of Rum.
Major Barbara by George Bernard Shaw
My Fair Lady
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.
The piddle from Puddletown flows mainly down the River Trent (or River ...)
The Piddle from Puddletown flows mainly down the River Trent (or River ...)
The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughter.
"Do as you oughter;
Add oil to water."
(Old Chem class adage - very helpful, actually)
Muddy Waters
I'm Your Hoochie Coochie Man
The Laundress - Washing out the dirty linen...
(Finnegan's Wake)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxId5Zftchs
The Laundress - Washing out the dirty linen...
Mrs Wishy Washy from the Pantomine Aladdin
You off rubbing jinns again, Og?