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Brush handle, screwdriver handle, kitchen utensil handle...all well-lubed, of course!

Or check if you have any toiletry bottles that are an appropriate diameter. :D

And definitely let us know what you end up using and how it feels...feel free to share pics too. ;)

I'm most certainly will. I do love to share:D
 
Might I suggest using something that you can, without question, retrieve without assistance, or else work up a better story than this:

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This X-ray was taken of a 60-year-old man who checked himself into Nishtar Hospital in Multan, Pakistan. He sought treatment because he claimed thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.

*I* would stick with items that you won't be embarrassed over if you don't have buffalo to explain the situation, butt plugs that have a stopper to keep it from going too far, or at LEAST something like a peeled banana that will find its own way out in the course of time.
 
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