Wanting to

Brush handle, screwdriver handle, kitchen utensil handle...all well-lubed, of course!

Or check if you have any toiletry bottles that are an appropriate diameter. :D

And definitely let us know what you end up using and how it feels...feel free to share pics too. ;)

I'm most certainly will. I do love to share:D
 
Might I suggest using something that you can, without question, retrieve without assistance, or else work up a better story than this:

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a330_x6.jpg

This X-ray was taken of a 60-year-old man who checked himself into Nishtar Hospital in Multan, Pakistan. He sought treatment because he claimed thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.

*I* would stick with items that you won't be embarrassed over if you don't have buffalo to explain the situation, butt plugs that have a stopper to keep it from going too far, or at LEAST something like a peeled banana that will find its own way out in the course of time.
 
Been sometime since iv posted, so here is one for everyone to enjoy

https://www.***********/s/8f9gz30wsd4yh3p/Screenshot_20170222-102242.png?dl=0
 
After some self debating and a few requests here is the video not long, but I enjoyed it

https://www.***********/s/4p4jfx9fusqzixo/20170208_000854.mp4?dl=0
 
All shaved and ready to play

https://www.***********/s/bghw8ufm3y657nl/IMG_20170302_055330.jpg?dl=0
 
All shaved and ready to play

https://www.***********/s/bghw8ufm3y657nl/IMG_20170302_055330.jpg?dl=0

Lovely looks like it would be fun to stroke it with some warm oil...one hand for the shaft the other for those tight balls that look like they desperately need to release some fluid
 
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