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I don't know, I turn in for the night and the sophisticated and reflective tone of my thread is lowered by a group of delightful ladies munching seductively on popsicles, slithering down water slides, sharing links to cheap wedding dress and dancing topless on the lawn - and the last without even thinking to share a picture with me.
(Ok, I made the last bit up, or maybe it was a beautiful multi-coloured dream.)
So Kitten, what's tickling your brain this evening?
Could be a bit of both and some wishful thinking thrown in, as well! I finally fell asleep at a decent hour last night, only to be plagued by several erotic dreams! I woke up, when the alarm went off, with my body wrapped around a king size pillow, trying to orgasm.
I believe I am in need! I better get Marco oiled up, and give his batteries a good run!
Marco! Every girl should have somebody or something called Marco in their lives.
I wonder if there is a sex toy called the Matt? or the MattWolf? What would it be like if there was?
Well, I named mine after a guy I dated, when I lived in the state of Washington! And the Marco I have is same size of the Marco I dated, it makes me orgasm just as much, too. But, I must admit, that I miss the feel of a body on top or below me!
Oh I am sure you have one named after you, out there, somewhere!
I can honestly say that I have never named any of my toys.
I do however name genitals.
I've so many questions:
Your own genitals? Other people's genitals? Genitals you've seen? Genitals you've never seen?
Have you a name for James Bond's genitals? For Dr Who's? For mine?
LOL! Wouldn't Dr Who's be the Tardis Torpedo?
Would a Dr Who branded sex toy be a good seller?
As long as David Tennant was the one endorsing it, yeah!
Now, even as a straight man (isn't it funny how careful straight men are to make that assertion) I can see the attraction for a woman of getting a sonic screwdrivering from David Tennant.
I must admit that the man seems full of energy!
But, I do admire his skill as an actor! I loved his portrayal of Hamlet!
Personally I sometimes feel I'm in love with Karen Gillan.
Well, if I were a man, I would be too! She has great legs, beautiful hair, girl-next-door face and a fantastic personality!
Matt, are off the thread now?
Me? No, I'm still around, I just think my thread has lost a little of its fashionable popularity. 15mins of fame is all we get in this world.