MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
- 20,069
Whatever keeps your boat floating.
Coffee, a lake of coffee.
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Whatever keeps your boat floating.
I like women that float like boats.
Listen, they're little flakes, and I think they're already dead.I always thought you looked like a cereall killer.
Listen up motherfucker, pants off now!!!!!
Oh my God! Airport security hired Sid Vicious! Squeeee!
Oh my god do that again, my body spasmed and my eyes rolled, I'm so wet.
You orgasm from eating butter brickle ice cream?
Oh, God, baby! I'm so close! Yes, yes! Go . . . to . . . Whole . . . Foods . . . now!
Damn! Have you seen my thing?
Put up or shut up, baby!
I just wear these Tiger stripes to blend in, in the forest. Why isn't it working?
I'm just going to try to stay nonjudgmental and positive while I edge slowly away. . . .
So I went to work in my tiger Jammies and they looked at me like I was nuts, I mean it was casual Friday.
That reminds me, I need to buy some sleepwear.
Food is never too old to eat, that juicy burger that you're eating now was in my freezer for forty five years!
I demand a refund! That was the worst peep show ever! All I saw was a room full of small frogs.
Um . . . no comment.Damn, I blew it
No free ketchup.
Wow, McDonald's has really . . . well, always been McDonald's.
Can I lick your buns?
Please choose from the a la carte Vatican menu.
Mr. mechanic man I want fifty inch rims on my car
Ok but your Corona will look so stupendous that it might not be safe if you end up in jail.
Corona is awful beer.
You sound like a deer snob