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The Condensed, Authorized Biography Of Drinkz first 60 days on Lit:

He created Peedrinker21 as his Drinkz-letting-his-asshole-out alt.

Drinkz didn't invent that; lots of passive aggressives have them. At that time Drinkz WAS of course an asshole, (truth will out) but I doubt he thinks his persona reflects that. This was an ID for picking fights with zero provocation.

Somewhere..... he and Munky clashed. The why is obscure and inconsequential. Could be over nothing- like most of Drinkz' fights.

Once the real LusterMunky outed Drinkz as PeeDrinker21, Drinkz thought he would be clever and create yet another asshole clone..

This one LustreMunky was just intended to spoof and mock the actual LusterMunky. At some point to further mock, he also used the spoofing of the avatar and profile on his Peedrinker21 alt.

Who knows why he decided to go from mocking, to impersonating to the convoluted plot where LusterMunky is mocking himself?

It somehow makes sense that the established Litizen, LusterMunky (with his actual distinctive, recognizable personality and style) leaves a cadre of friends behind... and only the alts remain, continuing to mock himself?

I thought everyone knew the Drinkz/PeeDrinker21/and the mispelled LustreMunky were all the same 100 post a day guy.
 
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^go work on your homework, young man.

Try to figure out how we won't have a repeat of this behavior.
 
Or in the alternative how you can better make use of your time. 5000 posts in 60 days and nothing of substance to show for it.
 
^I am working hard to attain that sort of status here
 
The problem with your having brought this shit as peedrinker to the General Board is they want to see 37,000 posts...not 3,700.
 
I see you wisely, finally took my advice...

Well, technically, Voltaire's advice.

Gotten some calories in your widdle tummy yet, buddy?

I decided to use the time to whip up some fajiatas

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I'm here for you if you still want to talk...

I am sure you do; you've posted exactly two words to other people in 5 hours since we started this conversation.

I'm here for you buddy.
 
Or would you rather chat on the thread you started to feud with magnetron?

Get's hard to keep track of your squabbles...

But you will see....I am more than willing to put in the work to be your number one feud!

Love ya!
 
Awfully quiet...last time you were this quiet you unleashed 10 posts on 10 different threads in a couple minute span

Still combing through posts trying to find something to hurt my widdle feelings? Just a hint, you haven't hit a sore spot yet.
 
I did just to bait Query. But, I've gotten so many hateful PMs telling me to please leave him alone so that maybe he'll go away. No big deal if would have been quoted.

Hateful yet polite? An unusual combination.
 
Yeah, who does he PM with, James Bond villains?

I've explained to him that it's OK to have imaginary friends.... but if he is going to talk to them it's a better creative writing exercise if he gives them different voices.

The other day, he apparently befriended my Mother. It's Ok, dad recently passed, she could use some company.

The thing is, Mom is largely responsible for the way I articulate my thoughts.

When he does her voice, it comes out sounding like Anthony Perkins.
 
"I fear nothing on four legs, and damned sure nothing on two. So don't even bother threatening me with violence; there's no way you can deliver. Unless you want to bore me to death.

So spare me your threats, dumbass. You ain't gonna deliver nobody's country ass whuppin'. You ain't gonna confront me in a dark alley. If you see me, the only thing you're going to do is mumble in anger and stomp off in a huff."


This was just to remind everyone that the GB already has a resident internet badazz who can completely lose his shit at the drop of a hat.
 
YAY!!! Drinkz has linked this in his siggy for ALL to Read!!

The complete (Now Authorized) Biography Of Drinkz first 60 days on Lit:


I wondered why you left this thread completely alone (as Drinkz) until I posted my remarks that you rushed to refute.

You worked so hard at not leaving fingerprints on only this thread that that IS a fingerprint.

This is the thread where you planted the remark that allegedly outed the real LusterMunky. You got impatient.

You had stopped using peedrinker21 as your primary primate, but scrambled back to it when "LustreMunky" got banned because it was almost indistinguishable in name and look to the real one.

The FIRST thing you have peedrinker21 do here is pretend to "accidentally" post as peedrinker21.

You pm someone that you have already labored to convince that all three are one..and point out the "outing"

They make a remark about it.

You wait and giggle and wait some more. Nobody picks up the ball and runs with it as you anticipated. NOBODY cares.

You don't go into the thread to "discover" or remark on it yourself...you wait. For six hours. That is a lot of "refresh".

You then make another mistake. You go to the only thread that is actively addressing the "non"troversy. You had been on as peedrinker, hinting and hoping..."somebody notice...pleeeeease...."

You can NOT stand it. You sign out as peedrinker21 and immediately sign in as Drinkz and laugh about the "outing" that so far exactly one person seems even aware of...you point them exactly to the thread and post with handy hyperlinks...revealing that you had the thread open and were looking at it...

You gloated...but not on THIS thread with the manufactured 'outing". Ever.

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These days the holes are legion...latest being that the February born monkey avatar is claiming that the longstanding Munkey copied 'his' avatar.

Therefore, if LusterMunky isn't Peedrinker21 (and by extension LustreMunky), why is it that only Drinkz is involved in this outing incident that was clearly contrived? He is Johnny-on-the-spot with inside knowledge, peddling it as "everybody knows."

It was sloppy, like all his attacks are. Just so bull-headed persistent that the sheer volume of bullshit that NOBODY (but him) cared about overwhelmed...people have lives and little interest in petty squabbles...

If he had left it at that after running a good member off in disgust, well....we are all big boys and girls...but he is STILL working this STUPID fantasy like it MEANS something.

The level of commitment to this is pathological. It seems to have all started as some sort of white knight crusade. Near as I can determine the damsel and he had never crossed paths, or interacted as far as I can tell since. He was browsing along saw LusterMunky snarking in the general direction of said damsel. Luster, the real Munky was mildly, kind of a dick to the damsel with a distinctly male vibe.

Drinkz had just created peedrinker21 as his Drinkz-letting-his-asshole-out alt. Drinkz didn't invent that; lots of cowardly passive aggressives have them. At that time Drinkz WAS of course an asshole, (truth will out) but I doubt he thinks his persona reflects that. This was an ID for picking fights with zero provocation.

Somewhere..... he and Munky clashed. Possibly because the damsel was irritated by Munky at the time. The why is obscure and inconsequential. Could be over nothing like most of Drinkz' fights.

Munky, a long time veteran of such trolls had no idea how committed this sociopath was. He noticed the similarity in names and personas and called Drinkz out.

Originally, pee-drinker was not intended to be a Munky clone it was just an asshole alt...once tied together, Drinkz thought he would be clever and create yet another asshole clone..

This one LustreMunky was just voiced in the childish..."MOM...tell billy to stop copying me" sort of way. Only intended to spoof and mock the actual LusterMunky. At some point to further mock, he also used the spoofing of the avatar and profile on his peedrinker21 alt.

Who knows why he decided to go from mocking, to impersonating to the convoluted plot where LusterMunky is mocking himself?

It somehow makes sense that the established Litizen, LusterMunky with his actual distinctive, recognizable personality and style leaves a cadre of friends behind... and only the alts remain, continuing to mock himself?

Drinkz has continued to spike the football after his target has clearly left the building. Why?

Drinkz thinks he is a LOT smarter than he is. "To clever by half" as they say.

He is approaching this little project like an engineer, looking for loose-ends and leaks and adding additional work efforts to keep it all on track and running smoothly.

He isn't looking at this from an author's perspective. Whether the plot he evolved actually makes sense from the motivations attributed to and demonstrated by the characters.

I get the idea this guy has a hard copy hit-list on his wall in the basement. He regularly can tell people instantly, exactly when and where they had some disagreement, what they said, why they are at war... (usually women that spurned him, or men that contradicted him)..routinely the people report the contact was initially so incidental they have no recollection of this grievous fight.

Ive bumped the thread in the darkroom that I first accosted him on...when I realized what a tool he is, I ignore him for weeks. I don't typically post a lot, I was off his radar...but every time he ran across my name, he'd carp and snark and get in his petty little digs. I ignored him like most everyone else that have had the misfortune to cross paths with this little miscreant.

Eventually, I saw him pick one fight to many and told him so.

I was aware of him having that running battle with LusterMunky. It seemed obvious to me,....although not in the detail outlined above of course; who bothers?

He's an ass, he was talking out of his ass, I thought everyone knew the Drinkz/PeeDrinker21/Lustremunky were all one.

I couldn't care less about that until I saw that he was STILL willing to go to the wall to defend that ramshackle house of cards. FOR WHAT?

When he was telling me that "no one would take my side" it made no sense to me; He was being an ass, I was being an ass back, why would anyone "take a side"? I didn't think about the fact that LusterMunky had friends who knew his character and style and insisted that Drinkz' scheme was nonsense.

It boiled downed to "who cares?"...but Drinkz takes that as an endorsement. Although if you are for LusterMunky, you are the enemy, but if you are agnostic, well that's another vote of confidence emboldening his little plan.

I've been here a long time seen a lot of miscreants, emotional adolescents, and general malcontents. All hyperbole aside, I have never seen anyone carry this level of pettiness this far, for this long.

I'd love to know where he came from:

He has pulled this shit in some other community before. He doesn't mention any hobbies to speak of but, what? Fantasy baseball? Poker? WofW? Some nerdy tech board? Something.

Here's hoping his glee to annoyance ratio makes this place a little less homey for him.

Is that you Sonny?
 
I miss Lustermunky and there's no one around that sounds remotely like him....his humor, his caring, his intelligence........He's hard to impersonate....which makes things very clear.
 
I reluctantly interrupt my Lit hiatus for this . . .

First, is the hiatus anywhere near the clitoris?

Hokay . . .

Here's how I think this whole thing started . . . when Drinkz/peedrinker21/Lustre was pretending he was a girl and bragging about how many PMs he/she/it got, writing in magenta! in the personals section, I called him/her/it on it.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1006087

Note that he tried to impersonate Kal, too.
 
I miss Lustermunky and there's no one around that sounds remotely like him....his humor, his caring, his intelligence........He's hard to impersonate....which makes things very clear.

Second alt spotted.
 
First, is the hiatus anywhere near the clitoris?

Hokay . . .

Here's how I think this whole thing started . . . when Drinkz/peedrinker21/Lustre was pretending he was a girl and bragging about how many PMs he/she/it got, writing in magenta! in the personals section, I called him/her/it on it.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1006087

Note that he tried to impersonate Kal, too.

I'm confused. I don't see drinkz, peedrinker or lustre in that thread.

Also, how is kali the great like kal is back?

:confused:

This whole thing gets more and more convoluted.
 
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