How many people are actually active on this board?

lol - most here think I'm either totally insane, or incredibly stupid.
And I have absolutely no intention of changing that!

As if either insane or stupid is a hindrance to being a general board poster. Both are prime qualifications of the greatest posters. . . and the worst.
 
As renard and cade and eyer have cleverly figured out..I'm just a rory alt

As Rory, I signed up to this site in June of 2003.. eventually earning the righteous anger of the worlds greatest detective CadeIsHere...

this went for quite some time..untill I realized I could create an alt to confuse and anger Cade

that being said I travelled backwards in time and joined Lit as badbabysitter in 2002

yes, that's right, I travelled into the past a full eleven months before Rory joined to create this alt of mine

fiendishly clever


some people say I should use my time travel powers to stop horrific events before they occur

but I think it's vitally important to the fate of the human race that I use them solely on a porn forum board
 
As renard and cade and eyer have cleverly figured out..I'm just a rory alt

As Rory, I signed up to this site in June of 2003.. eventually earning the righteous anger of the worlds greatest detective CadeIsHere...

All portions deleted which are not relevant to Cade.

Ah, a confession! I see that Cade has finally forced you to the edge.
 
As renard and cade and eyer have cleverly figured out..I'm just a rory alt

As Rory, I signed up to this site in June of 2003.. eventually earning the righteous anger of the worlds greatest detective CadeIsHere...

this went for quite some time..untill I realized I could create an alt to confuse and anger Cade

that being said I travelled backwards in time and joined Lit as badbabysitter in 2002

yes, that's right, I travelled into the past a full eleven months before Rory joined to create this alt of mine

fiendishly clever


some people say I should use my time travel powers to stop horrific events before they occur

but I think it's vitally important to the fate of the human race that I use them solely on a porn forum board

:eek:

You....you're MAGIC!
 
lol - most here think I'm either totally insane, or incredibly stupid.
And I have absolutely no intention of changing that!

You're about the only poster on this board who I actually believe is who she says she is, eg:

An expert auto mechanic who does all her own mechanical work on her car...

...but has to call roadside service to dislodge dirt from shift linkage so she can drive home.

Now...

...that, by itself, makes no sense whatsoever, of course.

But...

...when you threw in the part at the end about ogling the serviceman's butt, I finally saw through the charade.

;);)
 
You're about the only poster on this board who I actually believe is who she says she is, eg:

An expert auto mechanic who does all her own mechanical work on her car...

...but has to call roadside service to dislodge dirt from shift linkage so she can drive home.

Now...

...that, by itself, makes no sense whatsoever, of course.

But...

...when you threw in the part at the end about ogling the serviceman's butt, I finally saw through the charade.

;);)

ha!
In case you missed it in the original post re car, I was dressed for a job interview.
No way in hell was I getting down on the ground to crawl under the car and check the gearbox!
But thanx for paying attention to my posts :D
 
Don't confuse him with logic. It's not his fault his mother fucked a cow to get pregnant. ...

Now that is one neat trick ... I'd like to watch if it ever happens again. Is that sort of like the 'immaculate concepton' ?
 
Can someone who's more IT-inclined than I am explain how a guy in SoCal could make it appear as though his supposed alts always log in from the same areas in Tennessee?

How do you know where he logs in from?
 
ha!
In case you missed it in the original post re car, I was dressed for a job interview.
No way in hell was I getting down on the ground to crawl under the car and check the gearbox!
But thanx for paying attention to my posts :D

Nah, I didn't miss that girly excuse when I first read your post...

...I've just never experienced an actual mechanic use getting dirty as a reason not to do his...I mean, her...own work.
 
is that right?

I find it funny that mods can see ip's but sean/kybele,roryn/badbabysitter,luke/bronzeage keep fucking up... You have the ability if you are all mods as you claim.. Learn and use it. At least the mod here that I spoke to on the phone a few years back was smart enough to use the function to track all of hans ip's.. get with the program!

damn. I run 3 vbulletin boards and I can tell who is who plus I can make a persona say that he/she signed up in 1900 if i want. It's just called mod powers.

Who the fuck are these morons here trying to fool.
These fucks alt making morons cant even keep their alts and stories straight here. It's boring busting them over and over.
 
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I find it funny that mods can see ip's but sean/kybele,roryn/badbabysitter,luke/bronzeage keep fucking up... You have the ability if you are all mods as you claim.. Learn and use it. At least the mod here that I spoke to on the phone a few years back was smart enough to use the function to track all of hans ip's.. get with the program!

damn. I run 3 vbulletin boards and I can tell who is who plus I can make a persona say that he/she signed up in 1900 if i want. It's just called mod powers.

Who the fuck are these morons here trying to fool.
These fucks alt making morons cant even keep their alts and stories straight here. It's boring busting them over and over.

Say what you want, but I get paid more per post than you do.
 
Say what you want, but I get paid more per post than you do.

Well here you do. But I bet With my sites I make more than you!

Seriously you guys should come up with new content.. The shit you guys are running are way old!
 
:cool:

You've always said that you weren't a paid poster. Oops.

I never said that I was a paid poster. I said that bronzeage makes more than I do here because he gets paid as a mod and so do you. I'm just one of the very few people that still post here because of assholes like you.

But I bet I make more money on my 3 forums that I own just in ads than bronzeage or you do being a paid poster/alt maker/mod



But rory you always do edit peoples threads and that is why most people left this forum. Because of you!!!
 
I mean real people, not alts.

I'm starting to suspect LJ_Reloaded is another Rory alt based on increasing circumstantial evidence. Apparently Eyer is actually a Busybody alt. Someone suggested that Mike_Yates is a Wok alt. Maybe they are all the same poster?

Maybe there really is only one other person who posts here? :confused:

You are new here aren't you?
 
How many people are active on this board?

About half of them - the rest never move from their slumped over the computer position.
 
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